All Puns Intended

Some humour are straight forward. You see, or hear them and you burst out laughing. Some humour are more subtle. You need a second or two, to see the humour in them.

Whatever humour works for you, it is great. The important thing is to have a sense of humour. And not to lose your sense of humour no matter how tough life gets. Actually, it is when times are hard that you need your humour most. Enjoy the following selection of puns.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

I’ve failed the mathematics test so many times, I lost count.

If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.

My brother wishes he could compose smutty verse as good as mine. Is this scribbling ribaldry?

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.

Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

The guy that fell into the glass making machine made a spectacle of himself.

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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