hahaha...
"Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish-kabob!"
This is perfect @fyrstikken. I've been reading "The Taming of The Shrew" by Shakespeare recently and this reminds me of a (very schizophrenic and one-sided/ one-gendered) version of Petruchio and Katherine's first encounter...!

Funny... methinks this Shrew already looks rather Tame!
(gif from giphy.com)