Yes, friends, yes! You read the above image correctly. Free EOS stickers, fresh off of the press from Consensus 2017 for all!!! Well, kind of, but not really. I can't send stickers to EVERYONE despite how much I'd like to do that. Why? I don't have thousands on hand, sadly. And stuffing that many envelopes would probably get old pretty quickly. And licking that many stamps would probably disintegrate my tongue, which would result not only in extreme pain for me, but also a weird bloody stamped envelope with an EOS sticker inside of it. Yeah . . .
IF YOU WANT A STICKER IT IS REQUIRED THAT YOU ACTUALLY TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS THREAD SO THAT YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO TO PROPERLY CLAIM ONE. IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THE POST AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS, IT SAVES ME A LOT OF TROUBLE.
As many of you know, I was lucky enough to attend this year's Consensus conference as an EOS ambassador along with @robrigo and @wakeupjohnny in tow. All in all, it was an amazing time. It was humbling to be in the presence of so many extremely intelligent, innovative, disruptive, progressive, insanely brilliant, absolutely genius minds all under the same roof. I had the chance to put a face to so many names here on Steem and everyone that I met was just as cool as I imagined and so much more. I want to do it again! And again. (and yeah, again, like a lot more times, until I die, and even in the afterlife)
So Monday morning, we all went and registered, got our badges, headed to the EOS room and suited up with some really sweet, futuristic-looking EOS shirts that look even sweeter if you have your picture taken in it with flash (the EOS "Chestahedron," symbol POPS!). After we had our EOS makeover, we snatched up a fat stack of EOS pamphlets and an assortment of stickers. From there, we roamed each and every floor & room, chatting people up, explaining the lay of the EOS land, the implications of this new tech in action, how crazy and mind blowing it's going to be, and how it's pretty much on par with the "One Ring," from The Lord of The Rings because it is about to rule them ALL. Like, every single one of them. "Them," being each and every other blockchain in existence or that has ever been thought of up until this point in time. EOS is some next level shit, hands down. Pardon my language but it's necessary. The crypto-world is in for a straight up buffet of treats of the tastiest variety.
We repeated that for every day of the conference, blowing countless minds, making so many new connections, getting offered about 50^999 jobs, but most importantly of all, we fought the good fight. We educated the masses as much as humanly possible on EOS and why if they aren't down with it, they're about to be on the losing side of history because this is one serious game changer. It's yet another graphene revolution. But this time, it's bigger, it's meaner, more ambitious, and it has some razor sharp teeth. It's out for blood and it's going to get it, all of it. It means business and business is about to be really damn good.
After exhausting ourselves over the days, I found myself with a surplus of stickers of all three varieties, which you can see below. From left to right, you have:
- Silver (12 TOTAL)
- White (4 TOTAL)
- Black (12 TOTAL)
NOTE: You can right click these images and click "View Image," to see them at a higher resolution (2160 x 1440).
I actually prefer to neatly cut around the Chestahedron (that's what the shape is called in sacred geometry) and stick it on stuff, like my laptop! Gotta have one on your laptop otherwise you're completely blowing it. Here's what it looks like in action:
Don't judge me, my laptop has been around the block a time or two and around the world several times. I've been building on this chassis, swapping out the guts for more modern things as they come out for around 4 years now, she's actually quite the beast! I'm actually in the market for like . . . 2 screws, because I lost them.
So anyways, finally, to the whole point of this post!
I AM GIVING ALL OF THESE STICKERS AWAY FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE! NO MONEY INVOLVED, PERIOD. IF YOU OFFER ME ANY MONEY OR CRYPTOCURRENCY AS COMPENSATION, A BATTLE WILL COMMENCE.
You don't have to pay for an envelope or even postage, as I'm sure the beauty of this platform will kick in and the post payout will cover all of that for us. Pretty cool, eh? So if you could, I'd appreciate it if you could upvote this post and resteem it to help cover envelopes, postage, and the time I'm going to have to put into this. But then again, you don't really have to if you don't want to, just a suggestion :-).
THIS PART IS IMPORTANT:
To get a sticker, you have to first claim which one you want (white, silver, or black) by replying to this thread and then send a message to me (I'm Matt A ) in the EOS Telegram chat ( http://eos.io/chat/ ) or on http://steemit.chat/ (I'm @matt_a in there) with your mailing information, your username here on Steemit, and a reminder of which color you picked. Since I'm anticipating that this is probably going to have quite a lot of responses, I will likely only be acknowledging the posts by people who clearly state WHICH sticker they want and that they have indeed sent me a message on telegram with their information. You have to send me a private message on one of the aforementioned chat platforms containing your mailing address as it should be written on an envelope, especially if you are outside of the USA.
I will be updating a list below of who has successfully claimed a sticker and which one they have claimed. I will also have another list that tracks how many of each respective sticker is left. If you request a sticker with 0 remaining, I will likely ignore the request until you choose one that's available since I will be staying on top of updating the current availability of each color.
So what are you waiting for?! Pick a sticker, post a comment, and send me a message!!!
Stickers Remaining:Updated: 06-01-17 01:24 PM EST
White: 0 <-- ALL WHITE STICKERS HAVE BEEN CLAIMED.
Confirmed & Complete:
Silver: @kyle.anderson, @clevercreator
White: @kevinternet, @nepd, @clayop, @tincho
Black: @lukestokes, @rangertx, @robertdurst10, @drpuffnstuff, @kennycrane, @meesterboom, @nicnas, @pnc, @andu, @team101, @jacobts
Please upvote and resteem to help me fund my sticker spreading efforts! Thank you very much for your support and for reading!!!
SIDE NOTE: My wife @kotturinn has a small stack of these stickers as well and will be doing something similar to this post so that we can spread more around for free and to distribute the workload of getting all of these out! Be sure to follow her , she's always posting cool stuff and is very responsive. She'll probably follow you back, even. Thanks for reading, folks!