THE WOES OF GUYHOOD

idisi (30)in #entertainment • 6 years ago

Ohyes! Guyhood is now a word. As the name implies it depicts a guys life. Not to bore you before the main discourse, but I think there are certain overlooked issues plaguing guys that ain't catching the notice of anyone.

My dad once told me life is unfair to the male folks. Maybe I didn't understand perfectly then but consider these

You're a young chap, but can't get a girlfriend because "all guys are the same". Now who started it?
let's say you are unemployed, you hear "guys will desert the girl who suffered with them after the money comes". So you still have no one.
Let's assume you run into a streak of luck and one unfortunate girl decides to fall for you, well understand that she has only fallen and if the "right" guy comes she will rise up and walk away from you
Even if you're Joseph the dreamer with big dreams, they will say "hunger no go let you escape sugar mummy like potifa wife"
ohk, you are broke but you buy one of these over advertised medicated soaps for 350 naira and as you are bathing in your small bathroom which contains your toilet, the soap falls inside the toilet. Now what can a guy do?
As a guy you go to your crushs house but remember you can't take your shoes off cause of the ammonia smell in your socks. What can a guy do?
finally you get a Bae but you can't get angry with her if not the neighbors go see you finish. That's what you can afford.
now you manage to marry and your family likes her more than you. Unfortunately it's not vice versa, her family still takes her side on any issue.
in the end you take solace in your kids but they also prefer mummy because daddy is never around. Where you go? WORK
TO TOP IT ALL UP STATISTICS EVEN PREDICTS THAT YOU WILL DIE BEFORE YOU WIFE.