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Hi maneki-neko,

Thank your post in the #comedyopenmic tag.
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Sorry @buttcoins just told me to tag it that way so I did his bidding. I already broke the rules so I wont be playing.

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haha... yes there are a few simple rules so that the bot doesnt yell at you. you need to nominate 2 other people. and edit in comedy open mic week 32
that mostly for the rotating judges to be able to spot correct posts when judging. sorry for the pesky rules

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The no upvote bot rule is there too, but you didn't tell him about that, did you, @buttcoins?

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yes... the rules start coming out of the woodworks when you start looking. Im not so sure maneki is worried about rules... he is a rebel. and his heart was just broken. Revenge is best served cold and with no rules.

You got a 55.55% upvote from @booster courtesy of @maneki-neko!

Man, this video is genious. I really loved how you personofied Steem!

Some get sad, others get angry. 1UP got super pissed and mutated into a monster:

dliverip.png

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I LOVE this.

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This is BRILJANT. I hope 'they' 'them' 'those guys' see all this creativity and feel what they're leaving behind. GLad to see something awful also spikes the brains of some of us creatives <3

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Steem is growing into a world wonder and whatever flaws it has, we as a community can and will create the best applications on top of it the world has ever seen. There is no doubt in my mind about that. it is already happening everywhere. DLive is indeed missing out on something that will change the world.

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Amen baby!

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😹 What the hell kind of name is Lino????

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:') RIGHT?! I Lol'ed so hard!

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:') RIGHT?! I Lol'ed so hard!

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One comment is enough Rosa...

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(Are you talking to yourself?)

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lol! Can I join the conversation??

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It would be a lot more fun :D

lol great stuff man. horrible day for a lot of us that loved dlive. but this made me laugh.

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She'll be back... lol

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ha ha ha ha ha true true. she’s already old news lol

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Great video: script, filmed etc! You made me smile.

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Thank you very much - it means a lot to me!

Dude....this is absolutely amazing.

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Just let go of the bullshit baby. Just let it go.

It's really funny, your lover just don't understand what is hardfork 20 and she just wanted to profit from steem, she did everything to steal as much traffic as possible from steem. I don't think that this lino is better in bed. lol I don't think he has a ferrari. Steem will never forgive her, steem has good people arount, steem has dtube and other apps, steem has more than 2 years of success. Who it lino ? It's imposibble for him to be better than steem, steem is much better in bed, I slept with him, steem has a better car, I'm riding it now. ☺

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Yes time will tell, hmmm?

BWAHHAHAHA.... oh my god i want to have your babies. sweet and your single now.
please enter this in comedyopenmic... you have another tag. that is literally the funniest thing i have seen in forever!!!

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Haha thanks - updated.

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Geez now the judges are mad at me!

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By the way I was totally thinking of you while filming this - I have never done an improv take this long and I basically did like one minute to prepare for it..

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you are a natural my friend. i look forward to playing at steemfest with you. there is a saying in improv.... you dont need to know what your going to do...you just need to take the first step and trust the rest will follow naturally.

ahahahaha!!OMG LMAO....Is he better in bed can't deal maneki, imagine she hasn't slept with him yet LOL

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Thats the first thing guys want to know of course..

rip dlive 😢😢😢

Hahaha you're the best @maneki-neko

Awesome Video man!

LOL,

Lino? What kind of name is Lino?!

I sent you so many messages about it and you never answered any of them

Maybe we should throw a new new logo contest for - C-Live!!

Centralized-Live!!

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Thanks Cuz!
This has really shaken up all of the crew, but I see it as a positive.
C-Left!

nice video

And I'm crying 😂
@josediccus come wipe the tears

This is really great! I laughed, I cried... I was impressed with your acting and cleverness. OMG. Two thumbs up, and an upvote.

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Gosh I'm speechless - your comment is like winning the Steemit Oscars.

Thank You @whatsup!

Lmao, Im losing it, 1 minute in. "We went out shopping for your new logo." Dude, well done! "You haven't even slept with him yet?!" The music at the end segment was a great touch. omg, "Hello dtube, its me." Wow man, this was absolute gold!

Whaaaat who are you! I laughed so hard I actually was scared for a moment I would wake up my boyfriend (one floor above me) :')

You rock and I love this, relieved some of the headache I had all day (partly) thanks to this huge slap in the face.

Thank you!

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About 30 seconds after waking in the morning I read this as : I laughed so hard I actually was scared for a moment I would break up with my boyfriend.

Really confusing moment for me.

Thanks for all your nice comments @soyrosa!!! You can talk to your self anytime here - it's safe now.

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Hahahaha - that breaking up thing is really on your mind eh - well, this is two minutes before I go to sleep so no super long or clever comments for me anymore but if you ever need to talk about this bad break-up: I'm a (yes, really) psychologist.

Who talks to herself.
(It's okay Rosa, you're safe here.)

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I agree one of the best videos ever

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I'm still smiling :D

This is Steem lol!

Iz beautiful

Haha that was an awsome video full of emotions and a really good and important message:

#dtube4lyfe

Good movie friend is very sorry the situation of the Dlivers, but your video was fantastic. You are a good actor!

this what toooooooo good :), is he better in bed than me ? hahahahah

You've made the Steemit Minute for today! Congrats!

Check out the Video Here: https://steemit.com/news/@reseller/hs9udzxh

Is it available on dlive?

Hahaha nice one! I love how all this Steemit drama just gives you creatives something fun to work with ;)

Awesome video @maneki-neko love how you personified Steem and Dlive... running back to Dtube LOL...Reblogged.

"Is there someone else" LOL

So funny.

Very funny! The killer line has to be:

Is there someone else?

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Lets see what will happen to Dlive on new Block chain, Lets hope for the best

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Dlive very bad

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This cracked me up! Dlive needs her head shaving and tattoo whore on her chin.

DLive was a glitchy mess ... good riddance.

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I am Happy to See This,,,,Cool Cool and Cool