What If Pigeons Are on Crack? A Poem by Hope Huggs
What If Pigeons Are on Crack?
There was a pigeon called Jack
Who pecked upon a lump of crack
His sight grew fuzzy
And his beak was buzzy
His feathers were ruffled
His little feet shuffled.
Noise was extra loud
A pigeon unbowed
On the window ledge
Looking over the edge
The world megaphone blaring
Crazy orange eyes glaring.
Life is intense
Scariness immense
So the pigeon does a poop
On an unsuspecting group
Who shout and scream
And let of some steam
Are all pigeons on crack?
And have to take the flack
For humans dropping their wares
A crumb of crack on the stairs?
Or a pigeon stoned sleepwalking
Paranoid, poopy and squawking?
Drugs make pigeons dumb
Makes their little brains numb
So keep drugs to yourself
Put it away on a shelf
Then pigeons might not poop
Every time they swoop!
Yes, by now you are probably questioning what drugs I'm taking...
I was inspired by to write today’s poem about a pigeon on crack, from an eavesdropped comment I saw on SteemSchool by @toddjsmith1979
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HAHA I love it! Beautiful poem and really a fun one!!
Whoever wants to commit suicide with drugs should not leave them in the path of pigeons. They fly free of poison
Haha! Think they ARE on crack with "their little brains"..but they thrive around us crazy humans. Excellent writing once again @hopehuggs!
wow amazing this is what i miss a lot when i does not open my steemit,nice work dear.
This is wonderful wonderful poem this is awesome.
This is amazing poetry can get better than this,this is a great creative angle in you.
Beautifully written poem so great to read this wow :)
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