It's Friday, Noones Here..Let's Get a Little Weird
What's up? I'm talking to the 3 people that will read this post.. 😁
It's been awhile since I dropped a post of complete random horseshit. That's what this is. Maybe I'll throw a pic of a horse's ass here..
That's fitting. I'm a jackass. So let's see, what should we talk about tonite? The grey goose got me guys. Had this half a 40 since Christmas and I figured I'd have a few drinks, now I'm blogging and about to lose all my followers with my weirdness 😲
Where was I? Oh yeah.. random topics!
Steem Tokens
What the fuck are these? Is there any purpose for them? I've read 5 posts now and had one witness try to explain them to me and I still don't know what the fuck these are, or what the point of them is? People seemed to have got all jizzy about em tho so I'm not gonna be the one to rain on that party. I've got some pogs in a closet, idk maybe we'll come up with a new game and they'll have a purpose?
I Wrote a Porn
Yeah you read that right. I'm all over the fucking place lately. My ADHD is in overdrive these days! So far this week I wrote a noir type assassin story, a children's story and a fucking erotic story starring a friend here on Steemit. Keep your eyes and zipper open for that one! I plan on unleashing that to the world as soon as my proofreader gets her laptop charger. @choogirl hurry the hell up, idk how much longer I can hold on here 😉
Nacho Doritos
Usually delicious, pair horribly with vodka
Still Pimpin Them Posts
The jobless blogger is still hitting you motherfuckers with the daily posts. Put me on your dam autovoter if you lack the fortitude to check me out daily because I'm bringing that heat🔥 I'm the most active bastard on this entire platform! Check the post total and kiss the ring. You aren't this active, engaging or handsome!
Team Canada Kicks Ass
This is my home, these are my people. 🍁 The maple cowboy is coralling as many beaver lovers I can find and trying to get them into the group.. then from there onto Discord so we can chat. Once there I always try to get em to join the cult that is MSP. Good ppl helping ppl, I'm all about it!
Team Australia
I'm here more than Canada ffs, those Aussies are some of the finest, kindest and just all around awesome ppl on the planet. Thanks Ausbitbank for being such a welcoming whale and a great witness. Some of those fuckers won't give you the time of day because once they're big and witnessy they don't got time for the minnows. Middle finger is extended, if you think I'm talking about you I am. Flag me idgaf 😑
The Alliance
Ok these cats are just down right baddass mothers. This groups got style! The talent in this clan is phenomenal. @enginewitty has been helping me with my writing and providing me with sick ass graphics for my Whale Tales venture. Appreciate your effort homie! Oh yeah he's a cold ass rapper too. Actually this player does everything well, which reminds my drunk ass of another person who I'm gonna talk about in a sec..but now I wanna thank all thealliance peeps for your support. Stay classy! 😎
Steemsilvergold
My stacking homies who know silver and gold have always been the only true form of money. We're all gonna get rich once those fuckers can't keep the manipulation of true assets pushed down. Silver and Gold are gonna spring up like my pants when I was a kid and saw a Playboy for the first time. RIP Hef 😞
@bearone
Multitalented, helpful, fearless. That's my homegirl right there. I appreciate our talks and look forward to creating magic with you in the future. I love how fucking real you are, you've got qualities not many people posses. Thanks for being you!
@phelimint
This sexy chainsaw welding madman was a friend from YouTube. He gave me a delegation so I'd have a slider and thats just cool shit. What goes around comes back around my friend, if you ever need anything you just ask it's yours! Please don't ask for this dick..🍆
What the Hell Is This?
I went from rambling to just shouting people out. Whatever it's my blog and I'll do whatever the fuck I want..I know I missed people but the problem I have is, in the 3-4 months I been on here I met too many quality people. I live on this site now and I'm having a ton of fun. Lol..ton of fun like getting in bed with Donny and Janice. *That's an inside joke and if you dont get it.. hit that follow button and don't miss out on the next one! 👆
Almost Rep Level 58
At this rate of growth soon I'm gonna be slapping that big whale dick down on the table and SBDs gonna fly everywhere. Look out!!!
Ok that's enuff, thank god my wife doesn't follow me here or I'd be in big trouble 😛 Truth is she doesn't even know what cryptocurrency or a blockchain is either. It's nice to have seperate interests tho.. One thing we do share is a passion for thrashing. Think of us going at it like two sharks fighting over a bucket of chum. That's passion! Yeah idk I blame the Goose on this whole post...
I'm gonna regret this is the morning but I'm still hitting POST :)
TEAM WORLD
TEAM STEEMIT
TEAM I'M THE SHIT
I think you're talking about Smart Media Tokens? Ned's new project? If my understanding is correct, it's a way for mainstream media outlets to use Steemit's no-fee transactions and basically using this platform as a base for their comments sections. It's probably much more than that, as he described it as "the future of the internet". I think it's basically a mainstream adoption of the Steemit way of life. lol
Can we talk about this tomorrow when one of us will be fit to learn? Lol @vegansilverstack you're my homeboy!
Absolutely, maybe I will know more about it tomorrow :) You too bud!
Lmao you are a fukn riot dude. You know I got my lab coat on so I push this on and send my pet to hit ya later home slice.
Yeah youre blinding us with science. No worries at all man I'm glad to just get views 😎 Now make me some whale pics lol
Haha man that was all over the place. Is it wrong that I absolutely loved it and smiled the whole time though? Haha I love how you want to blame the greygoose, but this is pretty much the guy I know on discord in teamcanada, except in public. So way to go on that one. Your jumping from idea to idea is a lot of what I do to, it's a nice way to be. Keep being awesome @goldenarms , you never cease to surprise me or amuse me.
You're so sweet. It's been my pleasure getting to know you topk and that ain't the liquor talking. I appreciate you being my discord chat homie so much. we have alot in common, we both love cats, jean shorts and smoking crack rocks. I made two of those up lol
First?
You nailed it! There's no prize tho 😛
Your well on your way to being a big player on here.
#drunkbloggin maybe a new challenge.
I found this such fun to read how it transitioned from a horses ass to the tokens and then shout outs, thats how my mind works as well all over the place sometimes
I dont know the other groups but I agree 100% with you on the Alliance an amazing talented and supportive group
Yeah they are some good dudes and dudettes. Thx @tattoodjay for loving me thru my ups and downs 😊 I didn't credit the horse ass pic now I look..woops I'll have to credit horseassporn.com now. I mean nothing..
LOL your a character :)
Best read of the day!
Bucky if I had half your talent I'd be a happy man! Looking forward to getting to know your Newfie ass better in the future 👍😎
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Good luck getting up tomorrow morning :p
I have to my mother in law is coming in town smh oh boy 😊 love u @jamisa
Keeping it classy mate!! So funny to read!!
BMJ am I gonna regret this in the morning when I'm brewing my coffee in my $15 coffee maker? U can tell me I trust u..
Mate, it's just you being you. Those that know you will have a good chuckle, and those that don't will wonder what you're on, and may come asking for a sample!! It's all good ;-}
I can live with that
Keeping it real and as raw as it gets.
Love it.
I make no apologies. Unless I have to apologize tomm..we'll see lol Cheers @buggedout