Funny guye! If you wrote it vertically it would be the best poem that I read on Steemit in weeks ;) In fact-fuck it! I'll do it for you.

So drunk tonight,
I just can't speak.
Fix Steemit! Dammit!
I'm a gonna go to sleep!

If I post right now,
It won't mean shit anyway
But go kick ass my subs:
Tomorrow's another day!

I'm as drunk as fuck!
What did you say to me?
Huh!
If I was a broad
I'd be rich postin' titty!

But I'm a poor and hated guy.
(I gotta piss before I sleep),
So fuck you for whatever!
I'ma die in a puking heap.

(Sorry there wasn't room for Hilary!)