Agreed, and the phrase 'mutual fund' has me laughing.

A tired old man opens his mailbox and pulls out a letter. His yearly statement has arrived from DRUG WARS Mutual of Omaha. The introductory letter speaks of upcoming changes to the payouts and the fee structure, and he begins to worry about how wise it was to invest everything in this one fund back in 2019. With his small fixed income he is now increasingly dependent on his digital drug production to make ends meet at home.