Murphys Law in sheeps clothing
OMG, so weird to see you here. How are you? We were just gossiping talking about you. We should totally get together sometime. WOW, such a coincidence! squeal
No you dumb fuck it ain't, you are always talking smack about other people, the fact that you don't see them as often is because they see you first. Just shut up and no we are not going to come to visit sometime, this is not a coincidence. I heard your dumb ass voice in the other isle and made a point to come here. See this young stud next to me? Yeah cow this is my new meat stick, coincidence that.
Good, good. Will do. Bye Now.
Remarkably unremarkable
I got a bit down when I read coincidences are something that is a remarkable concurrence, which would mean I have never experienced coincidence and my life is a lie.
Luckily as with most words, there is more than one interpretation, and a person can mostly make it mean what you want if you only have a vague idea of what a word means. If that makes no sense then think of how the bible gets quoted so often, make sense now?
Anyway, so the second one is the one I knew I have had the pleasure of encountering and enjoy the fact that I can make it seem even less important by saying something like. "Mere coincidence."
I like that, or "just", "my mom was born the same day as Princess Diana."
"Oh! and she died the same day?"
"No but in the same way."
"Car accident?"
"No, cardiac arrest during surgery."
Coincidence can be seen as oh that is nice, or cool I will recall this over a beer at the pub.
It can also be an indicator of something underhanded and deprived, something that runs so deep in our society that you won't know who to trust.
Enter Exhibit A
It is closing time and the whole day has been quiet, this screecher comes rushing through the doors and immediately needs to print things for their walking parasites school project. The machines are off and everyone wants to just go home after a pathetic day of Facebook and coffee but dawdled a bit long and the shop happens to be open quite a bit past normal.
Coincidence?
Enter Exhibit B
You are extremely busy doing actual work for a change and the morning started out just fine, few people, quick jobs. Nice you get to at least focus on getting things done, no pesky skin suits bothering you out of the norm. Getting into the zone it is all just perfect, quieting down as though people know that dude is getting shit done.
Then, they all come rushing in, not a single one able to communicate anything properly and all needing things right now, dead photo of granny to print, pair of idiots needing help figuring out what camera to buy with very strong opinions on what not to buy, more fucktards streaming in and after 10sec looking as though the world has offended them.
Coincidence?
I forgot the rest.
Coincidence?
I just gave you a 100% upvote.
because i delegated all my power away and lost my slider.
coincidence?
LOLOLOLOLOL
Predictable. 🤪
time for steempeak haha, won't matter your VP is so low anyway. Perfect example of it is the thought that counts.
coincidence?
am i? ok then what am i gonna say next????
my VP is probably 4% right now. and i have no SP anyway. so i am no use to the Steemiverse at all
Like my dead granny, you are with us in spirit.
barely
One moment...
You dead granny? I thought that was someone else's.
And besides, there's no such thing as ghosts. My great-great-grandpa told me so. Yesterday.
Though he was kinda strangely translucent. Oh well. Great-great-gramps was always an odd one.
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Yeah hate when you can't be sure whether they are back or just damn old 😐
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Don't worry. A portion of your delegation went straight into my 100% vote.
Ha!!!!
See that @penderis!
Coincidence?????
no, that shit was a setup 🤣😂
Mm hmm.
I was a mark lol
huge red “x” on da booty
use busy and get your Dele back!!
Oh noooo....those delegations went out to people who need it more than me!
Hehehe
you need your slider, gotta think of you too.
Yeah but after delegations...I think my 100% upvote is 0 cents.
Which means my 17% upvote is 0 cents.
Doesn't matter lololol
I'm voting through my delegations!!! I have much more reach that way lol
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derisiaminsane
worksCoincidence?
I stumbled here.
Coincidence?
Liked your post.
Coincidence?
I am repeating this one word
aboveunder all others.Coincidence?
I also forgot what was the meaningful thing I was supposed to say.
Coincidence?
I wish I was a poet.
I wish I was a poet might be the most meaningful thing you could say
coincidence?
What about if I repeat the only meaningful thing I could say? Would it diminish it's power?
The meaningful thing my dad always said was I would never hit you kids or your mother. He repeated it. A lot. Everyone got beaten.
So everything that is repeated, looses it's meaning. Better make these next words count then...
I'm so sorry to hear that. Hope he doesn't beat you anymore.
All good I don't think he beats anyone anymore, win win.... mmm maybe wrong use of win win, maybe just win.
Words count next time, that was actually a good movie the one with the tree losing its leaves for every word the dude says. Anyway Will Smith was never that great at talking.
Mmmm please stop upvoting my comments. My vp is a way off to even start returning them.
Win win or just win. Who's counting.
Movie good, Will Smith talking, bad. Got it! Is he a good singer then? In your opinion.
I thought District 9 was a good movie. Oh but Will Smith wasn't in it! So that explains it.
District 9 was ok, but of that flavour Chappie kicked it's ass. Will Smith just happen to be in the movie about counting your words.mmmm maybe must google it
fucker is a hit and miss though, you are always taking a chance watching anything he is connected to.
HA! Upvoted your comment because you said not to. :D I don't expect you to upvote me back so don't worry.
But it's so full of bitterness I can't laugh... 😅
I think you mean acquired optimism :)
I dunno. :P
LMFAO, maybe this wasnt supposed to be funny ... but you are funny ... coincidence or maybe just another day at work ... did you type this up (at work) right before it was due ?? now that is not coincidence but sheer brilliance!!
He always waits till the last second lol
Just another shit day at work, but they are assholes they skip days then as you get comfy they pounce. Unfortunately did not type it up at work, try as I may I very rarely get my posts out in good time. Always late. But hey those last minute things kinda work for me, unless it is two weeks late but that just means I can't be bothered with the project.