Funny joke! Well done. Nice call to action for your audience! Great rewards offer. Critique. A little more time on formatting. Here, your line spacing could be improved upon, also, someone shared a tip for justifying text so you get nice sidelines, but I don't recall what tag you use in your markdown. That might help. Also, you don't have to use Dolphinschool as your first tag. Humor, or funny might get better results, Nice job! Looking forward to more!