Why Dolphins Are So Frustrated

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Again I have a solution to a big problem so bear with me.

I don't know that much about stuff and how things ultimately work and who's in charge, so when all kind of weird things happen, I'm totally clueless. Gatherings, groups and fights between individuals and maybe even retaliations. Or is it just called life if an orca attacks a whale or a dolphin? I don't know, perhaps. Minnows and plankton should definitely be scared. They are just food to everyone.

I haven't been here that long that I would really, actually, for real, know what's going on. With the wales, orcas, dolphins and shit. Who made the first shrill, bubble rings, blow off some steam or the stuff about the non flatness of the world. Definitely !popcorn material, but I'm a bit worried about the collateral damage? What's a human life in the life of the whole world? Just a blink of an eye, but then again even if one plankton's life isn't that important to a whale, it's the only thing that one plankton has! One life! Better use it well if it's going to be short.

Sometimes the dolphins, or some of them, can be very generous. Give gifts. To us puny humans. People seem to think that they are just naturally generous. It's in their culture. But personally I think they are trying to tell us something and us humans are too dumb to understand it. (See the link. Now what were you thinking my text is about?)

According to their findings, wild dolphins have been observed bearing gifts, such as dead "eels, tuna, squid, an octopus" to wading humans on 23 separate occasions.

How humanly of us to think those are gifts. I bet they are not. I bet the dolphins are desperately trying to tell us how toxic the world is. They carry specimen in the hope that people would think a bit further and test the dead animals they bring. The amount of toxins in the corpses.

But nooooooo... We think:

it has been speculated that the animals might either be giving in return, or consider humans too inadequate at hunting and in need of a free meal.

It's not that simple. I bet dolphins do not think that humans are too inadequate at hunting. I bet they think we are capable idiots. Idiots with doomsday machines. Idiots with the equiptment to destroy the earth but too dumb to realize it. They are accusing us poisoning their food, carry smelling facts right to our backyard and we... clap our hands and write articles about the fact how clever the dolphins are. Dolphins just want humans to die and leave the earth alone.

In my opinion.

But I have a solution.
It's...

Stop messing around and clean your shit!

But don't take my word for it. Ask a second opinion. Ismo Leikola is a Finnish stand up comedian. He also has an opinion about this.

Why Dolphins Are So Frustrated

Ismo has few words on whale hunting also. And how loud voices whales have.

And debt. Ismo has something to say about debt too. And the b in the debt. Yes, we here in Finland do not have silent letters in words so the b in debt is a bit weird. My right knee knocked a lamp down the table when I was writing a letter with sprained wrist to my daughter who lives half of the year in a lamb farm. Some weird, silent letters going on in that text.

If you, dear reader, are from France or for some other country that has a language where almost every letter in the written word isn't pronounced, you now know why Finns are so frustrated when trying to pronounce that kind of words.

If Finns talk, they may utter short sentences, but EVERY SINGLE LETTER IN THE WORD IS PRONOUNCED. No exceptions. _{Except there are exceptions but let's just say that there ain't, so this is much simpler for everyone. Meaning me. It's called simplifying. OH! I think I just learned one fact about the world and how to function in it: simplify hard things if they are too hard (as hard things usually are, why the hell else would you call it hard) to explain or understand. There you have it. I learnt the art of simplifying!} Just so you know. When speaking Finnish, you can leave letters out, but that also means that the letters aren't written.

And that we mean what we say and say what we mean.
Or was it we mean what we mean and say what we say?

Ei kyllä. No but yes. (meaning no)
Kyllä ei. Yes but no. (meaning no)

Little things matter.
but I --> butt eye.

Mulla on yksi näistä. --> I have one of these.
Mulla on yksinäistä. --> I am lonely.

Little things matter.
Litter things matter.
Anti climate.
Anticlimax.

This is the end.