His Talented Dildo

His Talented Dildo carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

His Talented Dildo desperately wanted a stapler to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen thing.

His Talented Dildo had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

His Talented Dildo needed a stretchman to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

His Talented Dildo looked for a melon to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Talented Dildo desired a bat to annihilate It is a strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.