Application For Dating Mr. Wang (NSFW)

in dating •  2 years ago

Mr. Wang made a post earlier today about looking for a relationship on steemit and this is my application.

Section 1

Name - @sextant

Kids - 1, 5 years old

Sport - Competitive sleeping

Former boyfriend - @d3nv3r

Section 2

Hair - Blonde most of the time

Height - 5 foot nuffin

Weight - 95 lbs

Body Type - 

Section 3

1) My favorite movies are comedies.

2) On our first date you can take me to a bar, or behind the bar.

3) My breasts are all natural

4) Manipulate me... its easy for so many reasons :P 

5) I only have a step dad that tries to sleep with me

6) My undergarments are usually ....

7) I prefer oral sex on the first date always, and I mean you giving me...

8) If I were an animal I would be a cat having sex with a dog having sex with a cat.

Section 4

Shower schedule is once a day around 8:30 am. Again at night if things get... sticky. The view from the window is...



This post was a lot of fun for @d3nv3r and I to put together. He understands my love of money, and Mr. Wang has the power that d3nv3r just cant give me :P


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I ship you and Mr. Wang <3

Join us in Discord for a chat
https://discord.gg/s5AETSq

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I have to get ready for work, called in tonight.
Another time :P
Discord is a chat?

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Oo ok.. what do you do for a living?

you drowning out the rest of the women?

I have yet to see any new submissions... or anybody else interested, interesting

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My bother is her baby daddy, I know her and doubt this was the plan. I bet they took your hilarious application as a challenge and wanted to show the other women how it was done :P

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lol, awesomesauce.. we shall see

OMG THATS AWESOME_I LOVE GOING DOWN FIRST DATE OMG LOL

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hahah, good to know ;)