RE: Daily Dose of Sultnpapper 10/02/18> Did I mention the story of the naked man at church? I didn’t think so…
My buddy Gunny got a 'public indecency' ticket in 1969. We stopped at a state gravel pit to relieve the pressure and Gunny was on the side of the car that the police were also on. Which is why I didn't get a ticket, apparently just a puddle wasn't enough evidence that I had my stuff out. I think it cost him $12 and a trip to the local Justice of the Peace. The cops and the JP had a good giggle and that was that. Until about 30 years later when he got a letter from the state regarding his 'sex offender' status. It cost him some time and maybe a little money but he got that taken care of.
Anyway... I'd be really disappointed at 911 too. Obviously the Sheriff isn't up for re election this year. It is pretty disgusting behavior, just generally speaking. I don't mind naked even a little, but generally with a consenting adult or dog as the witnesses. I'm guessing none of the church folk consented.
You already know, but that 'business model' of the police as a simple revenue producing arm of government really gets me just guzbucking angry. No money in a no longer available naked man? No cops.
I do know how to handle that. I've had a sort of like that conversation with 911. I told the lady that they didn't have to worry if the guy came back I'd just shoot him. This call was for his protection not mine. I had 3 cars at my place in 2 minutes.
Urrgghh. Life goes on. It isn't always pretty, but it always goes on.
Yep, to the 911, police business model, and consenting adults and probably should clarify that it wasn't me that got the PI charge it was my friend named Mike, he was a hot-shot truck driver hauling a small load of lumber that needed to be delivered at 7:00 AM the next morning to a job site, needless to say, that didn't get there on time. I had to take him some money to pay his bail to get out.
He thought about trying to fight the charge, he said he was going to make the cop describe his penis in court, size, girth and such since the cop seems to think he saw him and it was indecent.
He didn't though, I need to ask him if he ever got a notice like Gunny later, I am sure if he had, he would have said something, we are still good friends and I see him at least a couple times a month when I am up in Austin.
I like your method and logic on getting the cops to show up. That is surely a way to get their attention, they looked at it as a possible two for one on the business model.