Muxxybot Curation #39 - Muxxybot's minions save the day

That morning, in the cozy living room of the Muxxybot office, the gang was warming their feet by the fire and sipping at their cups of hot cocoa when Bex suddenly burst through the door.

Bex: Guys! We’ve got another code red! Mayday! Mayday!
Tiny: What is it this time? Did Gmuxx go on another vacation? I swear, that guy has got to be rich the way he keeps gallavanting all over the world.
Bex: Worse. Shane's envy got the best of him again.
Tiny: What did he do? If he ate all the lollipops again, I swear I’ll…
Neg: Hmmm. Those were my lollipops. This is a major problem.
Bex: Well obviously! But how do we fix it?
Neg: That’s easy. Just add Baileys.
Lena: What? How is Bailey going to help us?
Neg: Well, my cocoa needs more Baileys.
Tiny: Neg! Focus, man!
Bex: Forget the cocoa, Neg! We've got a real problem here. Shane powered down Muxxybot! GMuxx is assessing the damage now.
Tiny: Uhm… Lena. Your purse is vibrating. You might want to turn off the backmassager. The batteries don’t last that long…
Lena: Oh, thanks for the tip… Oh wait. It’s my phone. OH! It’s Gmuxx!!!
Neg: Well, what are you waiting for woman? Don’t keep the man waiting. Pick up the phone!
Tiny: Put him on speaker!
Lena: Hi, Muxxy? Hang on. I’m putting you on speaker so we can all listen.
Gmuxx: Hello, muh minions.
Botminions: Hello Muxxy, sir!
Gmuxx: Did Bex fill you in on our current status?
Bex: I tried, Sir, but you know how things get in here. People were a little... uhm... distracted.
Gmuxx: Right. You guys. Do try to focus. Bex, next time, you’ve got muh permission to flog.
Bex: At the moment I'd prefer to save my flogging for that jealous fool Shane. How bad it is?
Tiny: I’ll hold him down for you, Bex!
Gmuxx: Well, that git @swelker101 turned off Muxxybot and stole the logic board and the snark module.
Lena: Shit! What are we going to do?
Neg: Well, I’m getting the Baileys.
Botminions: NEG!!!
Bex: Gmuxx, sir, has he made any demands? How do we get Muxxybot back online fast?
Tiny: Yes! That is our top priority. It will throw all his world domination plans off schedule!
Gmuxx: Right. He already short-circuited over the messed up timing of his poetry curation.
Lena: Neg! Put that bottle down. We have to fix this first.
Neg: Fine. I'll put it down. It's empty now anyway.
Gmuxx: Listen up. I’ll handle Shane.
Tiny: Minxy! When you meet up for the show tomorrow, that would be a perfect time to get even.
Neg: Tiny, you’re on to something there. You should get him drunk or something, so you can steal everything back.
Lena: Neg. He already drinks radio juice. So that’s sort of… redundant.
Tiny: I know! Slip some laxative into his radio juice. They have it in berry flavour, so it should be hard to spot.
Neg: Can I have some radio juice now? No ice. Hold the laxative, please.
Botminions: Cheers erupt.
Bex: But guys, today's Friday. What about his curation? His world domination schedule is way off already without missing the posts. If he’s off the radar, people won’t send him money anymore.
Neg: Ok. I'll pretend to be Gmuxx, and you guys can do the curation. So, like, I just sit in this big chair and drink tea, right?
Gmuxx: I’m still listening, Neg.
Neg: Doh!
Gmuxx: Tiny?
Tiny: Yes, Minxy?
Gmuxx: You have my permission to flog.
Bex: So while she's doing that, what do we do about the curation? It looks like Muxxybot only managed to approve four posts before he went down. Should we run with those?
Gmuxx: Please do, Bex. I need to find some laxatives. For muh friend.
Bex: Tiny, enough of the fun now, we've got work to do. You know the poor boy secretly likes it anyway. Let's get the blurbing done.
Tiny: Oh alright.
Neg: Ow. My spleen.
Tiny: Your spleen is not located on your buttcheeks, Neg.
Bex: Minions, focus here please!
Botminions: Oh, FINE!

---

The Muxxybot Minions' first choice is The Day I Met The Hookah Smoking Caterpillar, curated by @clayboyn.

@macchiata shares a personal connection to the classic Alice in Wonderland, especially focusing on the caterpillar. Jump down the rabbit hole with us and find out what nuggets of wisdom can be learned in Wonderland.

Our second choice is A People Uncounted - Movie Review, curated by @rycharde.

@coldsteem tells us about a documentary he saw about the persecution of Roma during the Holocaust. He shares a bit of history that is forgotten by most of the world, when it shouldn’t be.

Our third choice is My Entry For The Fictioneers Writing Contest - Man v. Society, curated by @bex-dk.

Muxxybot must have loved this one, since it's about a man protesting the government. This well-written story by @anarcho-andrei takes us inside a courtroom where a man fights to be heard.

Our final choice is Your inner perfectionist, curated by @rycharde.

No wonder Muxxybot approved this one. He wants people to fail by questioning themselves to death. Anyway, the article discusses recognizing your inner perfectionist and gives some tools that can help people deal with their tendencies to perfectionism.

Thanks to Muxxybot's botminions who wrote and compiled this post.

---

Image Source

Muxxybot uses any money sent his way to power up and further his plans for world domination....*....He does not deign to resteem or upvote those who choose to feed him.

Muxxybot compiles his lists of great content on a Monday, Wednesday, and Friday

Muxxybot curates poetry on Tuesdays and fiction on Thursdays

Please consider delegating some SP towards helping Muxxybot grow in power. He will be able to reward featured authors with stronger votes. Go HERE to delegate or feel free to contact @GMuxx at the Discord server HERE. All delegators 10 SP or above will get added to his Steemvoter for upvotes on all future posts.

Muxxybot now has a curation trail. If you are on Streemian and would like to follow along, CLICK HERE.

NOTE: Muxxybot does not support plagiarised content, pornography, doxxing or inflammatory posts. I reserve the right to pull votes from any posts and to remove featured authors from Muxxybot's voting list. If you see Muxxybot voting on questionable content, please contact me.

@muxxybot illustration by @overkillcoin
Page divider by @kristyglas

Are you a writer or keen to learn? Do you wish to join a community of like-minded individuals who can help hone your writing skills in the fields of fiction, non-fiction, technical, poetry, songwriting or playwriting? Join us at The Writers' Block on Discord and follow our community account @thewritersblock.