I'm ETH Ballin'

It's a blockchain, distributed com-puting
O-pen source and smart contracts too
It's a blockchain, crazy 'bout Vitalik
Got a to-ken, called Ether too

It's got DA-PPs, runnin' on E-VM
There's a D-AO, but it got hacked
And I tried mi-ning, 2GB don't cut it
I'm a gentleman, at least while on slack

And I'm ETH, ETH ballin'

Yeah I'm ETH, ETH ballin'

_{This image was the inspiration. =)}

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