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RE: What Are You Wearing Today Darling?
HAHA! Yeah... I'm sure you'll recover in no time, dude! It's bittersweet because today gave me a chance to get in on those hot hot coins that have been trending lately. Haven't checked if my orders pushed through, but fingers crossed that at least some of them did so that I shall join you in glorious combat to the top!
What a fight we shall make of it. The battle will be long and ensuring but we shall battle our way to the top and stand there waving our bloodied flag over the bodies of the SLAIN!!! ;0)
We shall feast on the tears of those who sold their stocks way too early!! Nothing like the salty tears of "aww I should've waited for that breakout" to quench our thirst from the battle!
Oh yes, we will make a banquet of those tears. We will distill them until we have one giant tear brining with the very essence of regret and this we shall bestow upon those who have not yet faced us in battle!!
Lament, thee that feast on our briny tears of regret
Lament!!!
The only aaaawws we will be concerned with are the saws that dismember our opponents and render them into feed for our monstrous mounts!!!
The ground in which our monstrous mounts will defecate their heaping pile of carcasses will be the only legacy that they will leave. None shall remember their name as we ascend to the hallowed halls of legend. Your battle cry for them to Lament will echo much longer than their reputation.
Lament!!!
And naught shall grow where their spoiled flesh is spilled by our mounts stern sphincters. As we ride the stars to glory, the heavens themselves shall trumpet our names!!
and yet,
Lest ideas are gained by the weak, of reaching for the heights gained by us on our monstrous defecating steeds, our exhortations shall ring forever through the celestial spheres!!
Lament!!
Ha! Best of luck to the weak minded fools. I hope they take pleasure in the taste of soot we leave behind in our wake. Though, I will give credit where its due. After all, their hesitation became the fuel to our ascent. Now, as they struggle to climb up from the mire of regret, they have our names to exalt in hopes of gaining favor. I wager we would have a good laugh from their plight.
Lament!
Oh how we shall laugh. Or laughing will become the background noise of the universe as we are assimilated into greatness and the hesitant shall grub in the mud and ash of the crushed!!!
Lament!!
Our laughing will be so ubiquitous that future generations won't even know a life without hearing it. And the history books will only show that the background music that they hear has existed ever since the dawn of time.
aaaannnndddd I'm still on the red haha! Talk about making a bad bet >.<