News #3 - John McAfee Will Eat His Own Dick on National TV if the Price of Bitcoin Doesn't Reach $500,000 Within 3 Years
GOOD AFTERNOON STEEMIT!
Oh have I got a doozy of a news item for us to chat about today :)
John McAfee has today Tweeted that he will... wait for it...
John McAfee has said that he will eat his own dick on national television if the price of Bitcoin doesn't reach $500,000 within just 3 years.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh my god. Give me a second to catch my breath.
Inhale, Exhale, Inhale, Exhale.
This is just too good. Way way way too good!
So who is this John McAfee clown and why does anyone give a fuck what he has to say?
John David McAfee born September 18, 1945) is a British-American computer programmer and businessman. He founded the software company McAfee Associates in 1987 and ran it until 1994, when he resigned from the company. McAfee Associates achieved early success as the creators of McAfee, the first commercial antivirus software, and the business now produces a range of enterprise security software. The company was renamed to Intel Security in 2011 after being purchased by Intel, though the software still retains the McAfee brand name.
He's the anti-virus software guy. You know, that shitty one that mostly your school or office mass installed and slowed everything down to the point of being unusable?
Yeah, that guy.
Well he's got 68,000 followers on Twitter and is quite the eccentric character if you catch my drift... Just go through his Twitter or put his name and 'Belize' into Google.
McAfee has been an outspoken advocate for cryptocurrency and has earned himself considerable experience in the crypto mining and investment space.
After selling his anti-virus software to Intel, McAfee now runs his own company called MGT Capital Investments where he is the CEO. The company however is more of a cybersecurity firm and shifted its focus towards crypto mining.
"We are more convinced each day of the growth and value of digital currencies, and our Company is uniquely positioned to be a leading provider of processing power to relevant blockchains. The addition of Ethereum and Ethereum Classic to our crypto mining strategies is expected to be very profitable for us."
But Why Would McAfee Say Something as Crazy as This?
Because of The McAfee Coin!
The what?? I hear you ask.
The McAfee Coin!
That's right, he's launching his own ICO... And if you can't get Dennis Rodman to wear your shirt as he jets off to North Korea, there's no better way to get an initial pump than by getting people talking about you sucking your own cock on TV.
How good is crypto!
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like how u put your own twist on the info, nice read!!
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That's the one :D
Is anyone really going to hold him to that?
Your bootynomics blogs show you're pretty comfortable with your own sexuality, so I nominate you haha.
Its going to take at least five bitcoin at McAfee's projection for me to do that.
:P
You should watch the documentary on him - The dangerous life of John Mcafee, what a douche bag he is
I'll definitely check it out.
The douchebags often offer the best entertainment ;)
That was awesome!
Cheers bulleth!