How crypto changed my life!

It all started about 2 years ago, My position at my former job got eliminated company wide. I was offered to reapply for another position or take a severance package which would be 2 weeks of pay for every year worked, since I was almost 11 years in I decided to take the severance. I have 2 young children and both went to daycare so I basically chose to stay home with them and eliminate the cost of daycare. My wife and I are still young and we were going to a multi performance concert that included, "The chainsmokers and Halsey. I decided that we should take some molly since we'd be staying at a hotel close to the concert and my mom was taking the kids for the weekend. It was a lot harder to get than when I was younger! I'm 35 the wife is 30. So after asking a few people I knew had ways to get those types of things, nothing panned out. That's when I stumbled on to a site online. This site was like "eBay" but for all the illegal things and stuff like that. As you can guess it was the now defunct "Alphabay". I had found the section selling mdma and it was roughly $60 usd at that time (0.1 btc). The only problem was how do I get this "bitcoin"!!! So I went and searched online and found sellers that offer bitcoin for debit. It was localbitcoin.com I paid $160.00usd for 0.1 btc which was expensive at that time but, I had no clue! That started the bitcoin experience. I then found Coinbase and signed up. My first btc purchase on there was.. If I only knew more about btc then! So I ordered the mdma and it came and as described. Now on to more crypto. I started to hear more about "Dash". I then went online and found videos of how to exchange btc for dash. The video suggested poloniex to use as the site, I signed up and got into "alt coins"