What are you still doing here?
You wanna be rich? Isn’t it?
C’mon, just admit it…
You think by posting and upvoting friends here on steemit, you’re gonne make lots of money…
Am I right…?
Yes?
Well, you know what…
Dream on!
If you really want to be rich, and I mean, really really rich… you better do like I did…
You get up early… (I know, that hurts…)
And you go to the market…
Once you’re there, you steal a lot of empty crates… c’mon, c’mon, don’t be shy, just do it. You want plenty of money… no… yes… than just do it.
And here it comes… once at home, you rearrange your empty crates just like on the picture…
Now invent a story about your new construction (yep, that’s your part, I won’t do that job for you…)
Make it a long story… with a lot of difficult words… maybe even a bit supernatural… you could tell you heard voices, that always works…
And then…
Then…
Change your name to something fancy and sell that sh*t to a museum!
What? You don’t believe me?
Well, where do you think I took that shot above? Yep, indeed, in a museum of contemporary ART…
Really, you don’t wanna know how much I charged for it… it’s just insane 😊
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Sounds good..... well except that getting up early thing. Is that a requirement ??
Seems like night time would be a better time to pinch the crates. O.o
I think I may be a little !DERANGED but I'm going to have to try this.
Just need to learn some 5 syllable words and think up a pretentious name and I'm set. Well except for that morning thing..... are you sure about that, could be a deal breaker.
Yeah, that morning thing is really killing!
One has to be very !DERANGED to become rich 😉
Its good dreams are free mine are often expensive and !DERANGED
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!BEER
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You must be !DERANGED to do that! 😂
LOL ritual !BEER I will drink anytime of day and yes I am for sure !DERANGED
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BEERfor you. Enjoy it!Well, getting up early would not be a problem - wake me at three and I get up ;) but I would have a problem to have such an idea ... and then even sell it. I might even have such ideas sometimes, and sometimes even worse when I have too many !BEER but I would never think of making money out of such !DERANGED 💩 ... but maybe the artist is well known and $trdo 😉
It's indeed a fact that lots of !BEER makes you very creative! That's why I never stop drinking 😂
Anyway... I see that you used the night to pile up !DERANGED ... you're ready to go 😁
I didn't have any time today - sometimes I have to do real work ;)
Yes, you are right, and I think, yesterday none of the tokens, apart from the trendo worked. So I try it again:
!BEER
!DERANGED
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BEER.Hey @pixelfan, here is a little bit of
BEERfor you. Enjoy it!Yeah, I'm getting rich in Steem, poor in €.
I think it's best you keep that a secret. Watch out for the IRS.
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BEER.Hey @trincowski, here is a little bit of
BEERfor you. Enjoy it!That's a very good advice, thanks! Have a !BEER for that. I think you have to be a very !DERANGED person to share all your good ideas like you do... 😉
BTW: how are the 'troubles' going? Things are calming down?
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BEER.Hey @pixelfan, here is a little bit of
BEERfor you. Enjoy it!From my side, it's all calm. The attackers have been throwing a few more flags at me, though. This platform is like that: one mistake and they'll crucify you for years to come, as if you're Judas.
Let's see what happens. Serious accusations and threats have been made against me... and without evidence to prove it.
Thanks for the !BEER and the !DERANGED, too. (I can't send that last one, yet.)
You got it? I don't see the comment...
Here, have another !DERANGED to make sure...
I do have the impression there are some problems with steemit right now... very difficult to comment...
Yes, it arrived. Thanks!
One should not talk loudly about the problems in Steem. It's all love and flowers, even if you don't think so. 😁
If you ask me, these shenanigans won't allow Steem to ever be anything but a tiny niche... but you know what? Maybe it's better that way. Once Facebook became Mainstream, I started hating it and eventually abandoned it altogether.
Is it too obvious?
hahaha
Yes, I want lots and lots of money
Only thing, I think the market fellas are on to the creative likes of you
They won't let me take those crates ;p
Maybe you should offer them a !BEER first 😉
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