Being the next in line can be hard, specially when my dad runs the largest international non-profit businesses in the entire world.

My dad runs a toy-factory offshore of Norway, very close to the North Pole in a village that we just call "the village". The best way to travel to the village is either by boat in the summer, which is between July 5th and July 18th or by scooter, rain-deer, skies or if you can afford it - a chartered plane.

My dad works a lot, and back when I was young, he had a lot of workers but over the years most of the factory has been automated and production has also decreased a lot.

One time when my dad was on a business-trip abroad, he got in trouble with the police as he had got stuck in a chimney that had been sealed in the bottom. He managed to get out thanks to the local fire-department, and after spending two months in jail and paying a heavy fine for destroying the chimney and the walls, he came back to the village and decided to retire and is now calling me every day to talk.

So here is my dilemma - my dad obviously wants me to be running things now that he has become old and more grumpy, the only problem is that I don´t really believe in his business-model of working every day all year around only to airdrop everything to the six-seven real nice people left in the world.

I mean - it just don´t make sense to me anymore.

Back when great grandpa ran the business, they distributed all over the world using their patented good karma/bad karma detector and their patented reversal biological gravity which create a vortex that makes it possible to travel in the airspace in tick-speed while maintaining super-position... or to simplify it, they made a device which made it possible to be at thousands of addresses at the same time for a finite amount of time and then you would travel to another thousands of other addresses simultaneously in one tick, which is ... like a second to travel from new york to japan for example, or from anywhere to anywhere... Anyways..

So, the original business-model was to distribute everything to nice people based on the instruments mentioned above, but over the years there has been an insane decrease in nice people, and we get angry letters from all over the world every single day all year complaining about us being scammers for not delivering their gifts, and if we could afford all the stamps we would reply back and say: "You have not been nice, that is why your package did not appear under your pine-tree in your living-room".

So what should we do?

Start distributing gifts to naughty or all people unconditionally has been up to debate, what do you think? Keep sending gifts only to nice people, send gifts to only naughty people or just shut down and say we had a few hundred great years?

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What do you think we should do?