Only there is a possible option, allows that your father should retire, liberates to the reindeers, Take a Harley Dadvinson, paint her of red and use her to distribute the toys, break all the machines that do the gifts automatically and return to contract persons.
and logically the gift are for the good children and those who help the nearby persons (as me xD).

Please, give this message to your father.

Dear Santa Claus, This year I have behaved very well, please remember that I go 10 years waiting for my game of trains, this that has lights and does very much noise, If you do not bring it .. I will say to you, that now I have your photo, I know how is your son and where do you live.

With love @amartinezque