Plan for World Domination

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"That's interesting."

"What is?"

"This video on stem cells."

"How so?"

"It says we can convert fat cells into stem cells and rebuild our bodies."

"Figures."

"You sound like you already knew this."

"No. But it all makes sense now."

"How so?"

"The plan for world domination. It all started in the 50s with Americans eating too much."

"Okay. I still don't follow."

"Fatten up the populace until they can't walk and then rebuild them into lean fighting machines."

"I hardly think Uncle Rick will be turned into a fighting machine."

"Just look at him. Paunchy, big ol belly. He's perfect for fat cell conversion."

"Yeah, but still. He lacks motivation."

"That's the genius behind this plan. They can suck out Uncle Rick's fat cells when he's sleeping and when he wakes up he'll be a marine!"

"World domination huh?"

"Yep. Just another reason for the world to hate us."

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