Well done to @charleys for taking my STEEM.
I was sure I had this one in the bag.

I can't compete in the singing contest because i am banned from singing or playing musical instruments by a U.N resolution. Something about people losing the will to live after listening to me...

So good luck to the entrants, and I'll see what the next competition is, and maybe I'll win that.

Steem on @pappa-pepper :-)