Trafalgar's One Liner Competition: Bad Public Toilet Etiquette
Rules
Write a funny suggestion for 'Bad Public Toilet Etiquette' in a comment below. The contest will be open for at least 24 hours from the time of posting. For example:
Bad Public Toilet Etiquette: Flushing the urinal of the guy next to you when he's still in the middle of using it
You may enter multiple times, just make sure they're separate comments for each 1 liner you come up with.
I will choose 5 winners and maybe some honorable mentions that made me laugh the hardest. I will also favor newer users over more established Steemians. Each person can only win once.
When playing along, please vote up some of the lines that made you laugh the most so they will become more visible for others.
Come up with original jokes and have fun!
Rewards
ALL the authorship rewards will be shared among the winners PLUS whatever curation and voting rewards your comments receive PLUS however much you get in the mail from the government for pretending your grandmother is still alive. Rewards will be sent when payout is received for this post.
If you make a good impression and have some quality articles on your blog you'll likely win some followers including me! The purpose of this competition is to discover some hidden comedy writing talent on this platform who could use a boost in popularity.
Upvote and Resteem if you want to support discovering newer writers. Please also read through some of the comments to upvote your favorite lines.
I write some satirical articles myself, so please have a look at them if you're interested. Follow me @trafalgar
WINNERS are @writingamigo, @rokasltu, @swenger, @jeezzle and @slyborg
Congratulations! You each take home 90.3 steem, rounded up to the nearest 90.3 steem (I'll send it within a few hours as it's still powering down)
Thank you everyone for playing!
Thank you very much. My twisted sense of humor is finally paying off!
thanks a lot man! great idea running this contest! :)
Cool, I always knew I have a good sense of humor. Now I can even say that I am established comic and get paid $100 for one liner haha
Edit: Thank you, man!
Wow that is some great news to come home to after work. Thanks trafalgar!
Btw: Trafalgar Law says something to you? xD
haha that's where i got the name from
where i grow a goatee and wear a beanie i look a little like him
Bad Public Toilet Etiquette: Not tipping the bathroom attendant after he helps free you when you got yourself stuck in the glory hole
Bad Public Toilet Etiquette: Pulling out a tape measure when there's a line to use the urinals and shouting, "Biggest goes first!"
Doing this in sleep mode so it is not perfect. more to come!
Bad Public Toilet Etiquette: Telling 20 women, who are screaming in fear, that they are all in the wrong toilet and should leave immediately.
haha yeah women can be rude like that
Make a sponge cake in the shape and color of the urinal cake, and walk out of the bathroom eating it.
Bad Public Toilet Etiquette: Going to one booth locking it, climbing to another booth and also locking it, till last one. After locking last one climbing out - all booths locked. P.S. if someone is in the booth throwing him away...
its a lot of effort, but i think it's worth it!
hahaha
Bad Public Toilet Etiquette:
Everything these dipwads do.
I am positive they are both going to miss.
Darth Clayboyn agrees.
Bad Public Toilet Etiquette: Trying to remove the camera while she's still going to the bathroom.
haha =)
Bad Public Toilet Etiquette:
Saving time by washing your hands in your own stream. Use soap you animal!
haha hmm hopefully you didn't bring your own 'soap' that comes from the same nozzle as the stream...
German: "Aus hygienischen Gründen wird diese Toilette vidoüberwacht."
English: "For hygienic reasons, this toilet is video monitored."
lol