Little Jhonny went to his dad one day and asked him what a vagina looked like.
"Well, that depends, son. Are we talking about before or after sex?" The dad replied.
"I don't know. What's it look like before?" Jhonny asked.
"Like a beautiful pink flower waiting to be opened by the sun." The dad said.
"Ok, what about after?" Jhonny asked.
The dad thought about it for a minute and replied, "You ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"