Personally all I really want to do is play the best visual novel ever created.

And that is

STEINS GATE

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Its characters are cute as hell , the setting varies across all the decisions you make in the game, and bro It even has the best waifu in the entire galaxy.

How can you resist this?

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And you might be thinking:

This guy's pretty weird and he is probably one of those otakus that only want to have the dream of playing as the main character in a visual novel

And you'd be absolutely right

If not for one thing:

I am a dolphin.