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RE: *CLOSED* Traf's 1 Liner Contest: Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone
Great contest! Glad to see you running another one. Best way to break up with someone:
- Have positive STD results "accidentally" sent to her email address with your name as the patient.
- If you are living together, have someone else's positive pregnancy results sent to your address with both your names on the envelope as the addressee.
- Extra entry for anyone who thought of a killer response right after they posted their first three!
haha nice to have you back again swenger
congrats on winning the first time
Thanks again for choosing me to be part of such an "esteemed" group. I can't wait for my next job change to be able to list it on my resume. It may be an unfair advantage to the other job applicants, but that's OK as long as it is in my favor. (Note to self, remember this post before having your boss join Steemit).
Haha, nice ones!