For this week’s contest I got a little crafty. I wrote the words “victory”and “secure” on two opposite sides of a piece of paper. Then I tore the paper in half and neatly folded the half with “secure” on it and tucked it into my pocket. I subsequently attached the remaining half of the piece of paper to a helium balloon and let it go outside into the big blue sky. Ok, at this point I would like to apologize to the reader for this long, drawn out setup for what is essentially a pretty weak contest submission. In fact, I am confident that at this point my victory is far from SECURE.