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RE: *CLOSED* Traf's 1 Liner Contest: Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone
Unlike way to break up -Tell her you need to talk to her . Dress up in a batman costume and explain to her that you have in fact been keeping a massive secret from her and that you wre the real batman . Tell her your city needs you and you can no longer juggle a double life as an ordinary daytime boyfriend and a nighttime superhero .just take off and never return
hehe helps to get a friend to put out the bat signal