This is YOUR chance to get rich and famous

_{(and to get a date, possibly...)}

Everybody is welcome to join this contest!

Whale-upvotes guaranteed

The whale who has guaranteed his/her upvotes has requested to remain anonymous for now. The moment the anonymity is lifted, upvotes will rain down on all the lucky contestants.

Please follow the following (this is not a pun) guidelines closely. Those who do not follow all of these guidelines, will not be eligible for the whale-upvote.

1. RESTEEM this post (for every resteem you do, your chances to get upvoted increase increasingly!!)

2. Tell the first five people you meet in real life about this great contest, make sure they sign up to steem and get them to delegate all their funds to @comedyopenmic for at least 48 weeks.

3. Go visit the blog of @dj123 and upvote one of his posts (ow, right, he never posts anything, he just bothers people with his comments...)

4. Read any post by @idikuci and realize just how difficult it is to write comedy that you can actually laugh about.

5. Under NO circumstances visit the blog of @diebitch, she is not funny anyway. Exception: when you are a nerd in search of a date, then I recommend you look up her dating advice.

6. Add @nobyeni to your fanbase so that you automatically upvote her posts at least for 50% for at least 22.5 weeks. (A good tool for this is steemauto.)

7. Sing a song. Proof only necessary when you are not tone-deaf.

8. Send @damianjayclay some belated birthday gift (minimum 0.001 SBD) and get nominated for a challenge. (BTW, @damianjayclay is now nominated to be funny for the next #comedyopenmic round.)

9. Leave a comment on a post by @nonameslefttouse by first writing 100 words saying how this is not a comment and then end by saying something mundane and boring. This seems to be his thing.

10. Build a shrine and worship the delegators to #comedyopenmic. Post a picture of your shrine below in the comments. (Find a list of delegators here.)

11. Let @amirtheawesome1 know why he is not awesome.

12. Think of the least funny person you know (except @nobyeni) and tell him/her she is now nominated by @nobyeni to participate in the #comedyopenmic.

13. Instead of following all these guidelines, it is possible to send 13 STEEM directly to @nobyeni to instantly qualify to have a chance to become one of the lucky receivers of a whalevote.

Optional guideline for higher chance to be nominated to receive higher whale-upvotes:

Leave a comment with a good roasting of one of the judges of #comedyopenmic round 8. Your choice: @dj123, @take5, @idikuci, @amirtheawesome1, @yesaye, @sisygoboom, @acolucky -- they are all very much boring and stupid, so don't worry too much about intelligent remarks, because they won't get it.

SPECIAL PRIZE!!!

Before we go into the big prizes, there is a special prize that will be given to everyone who denies this contest can be considered an entry to the #comedyopenmic. The special prize is inspired by @dj123, but that is everything that can be said right now.

_{This is what inspired this special prize, but no promises are made anyone will get a great comment like this, it is just an example.}

Main prize

Huge upvotes on comments on this post from someone who qualifies as a whale.
She prefers not the be called a whale in real life, despite her looks.

Disclaimer

_{@nobyeni will see to the proper functioning of this contest. By participating you agree to the following:
Read at your own risk.
Do not disregard this disclaimer as merely a disclaimer.
The prize(s) that may be awarded to the eligible winner(s) are not transferable, redeemable for cash or exchangeable for any other prize.
If a winner cannot be contacted or is disqualified for any reason, the Company reserves the right to determine an alternate winner or not to award that winner’s prize, in its sole discretion.
Other restrictions that have not been named may apply.
Anyone involved with judging @comedyopenmic will automatically be qualified once they upvote this post.
All rights reserved.}