CRUEL BEAUTY TRICKS MOB BOSS

By @Lymmerik

This is my entry into @carrieallen's Man Bites Dog Writing Prompt Contest.

My entry is in the form of a Newspaper Headline.

Thanks for the contest @carrieallen!

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Apparently, Ms. Burns appeared on The @carrieallen Talk Show and from what we have learned from Ms. Burns, she got the idea from the show's host that Mr. Rection was a big fan of the show. He is not.

Ms. Burns took offense to his dislike of the show and decided that she would order the cruel trick on Mr. Rection. After her appearance on the show, she met Mr. Rection at a bar in Steem City. She then proceeded to have one of her goons lace Mr. Rection's cocktail with the popular ED drug while he was in the bathroom. Mr. Rection received a huge dose which flipped his switch. He was filled with desire and tried to get 'jiggy' with Ms. Burns. She was not amused.

Ms. Burns reportedly left the bar and caught her heel in a sewer grate causing her to lose her balance, fall, and break a nail. She wandered the streets until she was spotted outside @carrieallen's upper east side apartment yelling obscenities and demanding payment for the heel and her nail.

Ms. @carrieallen nor Mr. Rection could be reached for comment.

Thank you for taking the time to read my ramblings!

@Lymmerik

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