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This is my kitty Elijah Moses, Eli for short. He passed away in 2013 and was 14 years old. He had the BIGGEST EYES of any cat I've ever known. Eli was a Siamese mix who was born in a barn. He was a great cat who made every foster that came through our door, dog or cat, at home. (I did alot of animal rescue). However, Eli was well....he had a certain habit. This habit was masturbating, which wouldn't have been that big a deal, except he was very VERBAL. Verbal as in howling while in the act. Oh and btw, Eli was neutered. Well one warm summer morning, I was having a yardsell, and the windows on my house were open. As I was totalling up the sale for a lady, Eli decided to "go for it" on a blanket on a chair near the window. It was extremely embarrassing!! The little old lady thought that Eli was being hurt or something which was not the case. I didn't know how to explain what was going on tastefully to a little ol' lady! Finally, it dawned on me to just tell her that the cat was in heat, despite the fact it was a male, which I left out, and gave her her change and strongly encouraged her to be on her way. As soon as she left, I rushed into the house and brushed Eli off the chair to get him to stop! Talk about terrible timing! Lol. Here's another picture of him that I digitally tweaked to look like a painting.