Join the WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #2 (first contest where all losers win!)

in contest •  10 months ago

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COMMENTS WITH THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WIN!

Yes, you are trying to be the worst contestant and not to get upvotes :D But others also want the main prize so they will try to spoil your chances of winning by upvoting your comment. Last round generated 444 comments and proved that entering with ANY comment guarantee you some comment payout at the end and if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!

This time it will be 50 SBD, 50 Whaleshares and 30% of SBD payout.

THE WORST RULES:

  1. Write the worst poem in commentary. It doesn't have to rhyme or make sense but it has to start with "Roses are red..." You can also add any message, picture or whatever you want under your poem.
  2. Upvote and Resteem this post. (Yes, I'm checking:)
  3. Start upvoting your opponents to win! Make sure to come back from time to time.

Example:
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THE WORST DEADLINE:

You can only enter this competition in first three days. Then you have 3 more days to continue up-voting others. I had to create this rule otherwise the competition would simply be won by last the post. Now you can choose your own strategy. Posting later can slightly improve your chances of winning the main prize. But posting sooner can give you higher payout on your comment just like it worked for this guy (one of the losers:):
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ENTER UNTIL:

Wednesday (June 28th) - 22:00 GMP (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

COMPETITION ENDS:

Saturday (July 1st) - 22:00 GMP (+00:00)
(At that time I will download the whole post in .pdf so I can see who had the lowest number of votes at that exact moment. Counting just one first post from each user.)

THE WORST PRIZES:

WINNER: 50 SBD, 50 Whaleshares +10% SBD payout from this post
1st RUNNER-UP: 10% SBD payout from this post
2nd RUNNER-UP: 10% SBD payout from this post

*I only count first comment from each user.
*Don't be angry at me for upvoting. I keep it fair and upvote ALL comments (0,07).
*I will do random pick in case more people have same number of votes.
*Last round some people tried to post endless white images so no. Those can't win.

Hope you will enjoy the second round.
May the WORST player win!
@lepton

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Roses are red,
Steemit.com's logo is blue,
this comment is very small,
so you won't vote it too.

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roses are red
steemit is blue
cannabis are green
and Ill smoke a joint now for you!

loved the idea man! followed+upvoted+resteemed

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lol xD good one :D

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Thank you hahaha

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That's a good one. LOL

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guess I'm not winning this contest then LOL

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That was because it was very clever but hey you won some crypto ;}

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no complaints here :) haha

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End of poem :sadly for them, they didn't get to the bedding

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LOL. I'm sure this comment will not get me anywhere... ;)

Roses are Red
My Uncle is Ted
His Son is Dan
I'm quite the fan
Of the tunes that he makes
Love them more than a fat kid loves cakes

If upvote you must
It would only be just
To at least check out his song
It won't take you long

https://soundcloud.com/aurientmusic/sets/another-world-single

And if you're in LA
And need a DJ
He's a super cool dude
You can find him on LinkedIn to hire for your mixing and recording needs

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I like this one more than a fat kid loves cakes))

Join new contest:
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/greedy-game-contest-how-much-sbd-do-you-want-to-win

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Professional ad-placement right there XD

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LA as in Louisiana or L.A. as in Los Angeles?

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Los Angeles :)

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Did you tell him? It's tomorrow!

Roses are red.
Hope there's candy at the end
for whoever tells the best joke:

What did the river mammal
tell the unafraid flies?

Youse oughter flee!
You swatter flee
Youse otter flea

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Entered, though I vastly prefer a joke telling contest. :P

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meep

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meep

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Actually, you call them FLIES, he calls them "sky raisins" :D lol

Roses are red..... violets..... wtf color is that.. everybody is saying blue but Im looking at thia crayola crayon.... THIS LOOKS PURPLE TO ME!!!

Roses are red, @mtgmisfit fixed this for me...

Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?

A: He could not see that well.

Other shits purple.. like violets.

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Dammit!! I didn't read the rules and I told a joke too. HAHA

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hahahhahaha oh no, I thought it was just a repeat of the first challenge :(

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Just add "Roses are red " as the first line and it's all good

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You are a GENIUS!!!! thanks

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THIS IS TOO GOOD. I'M SORRY. I CAN'T UPVOTE IT BECAUSE IT DESERVES TO WIN.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here I am on Steemit
Enjoying the game
Where Whales get all the pleasure
And Minnows all the pain.

Steemians say we're here to help
But all they want is Steem to gulp
When you learn Steem is worth big dollars
Your heart does a flip and you go bonkers.

2 weeks into the game
You feel like a baby without a name
Looking at your account not so hot
You wait for a visit from the Gentlebot
Who upvotes you dollars twenty
And you love him plenty.

Lepton here asks us to be rude
But I'm not good at being crude
He offers plenty of SBD and Whaleshares
I need to get going and change gears
To take home the bounty
And become the Sheriff of the Steemit county.

Hear y'all fellow Steemians
I'm a cool woman from a cool town
It takes a lot to put me down
We can all have a share of the pie
No need to kill and die.

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Wow 30 votes? Any other time, I would have been happy, but now I'm beginning to wonder.... :(
@Lepton, I think you should also reward the highest number of votes. :)

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🌹🌹🌹
Roses are red
Only upvote this if
You are racist
and believe in mass genocide
for all races aside from your own
😨😨😨

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Wow, you are a sly devil lol!!!!

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hahaha thanks. I feel kind of evil though.

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i voted coz i believe in mass genocide for races including my own. sorry.

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hahahahahaha touche. But it did specify all races OTHER than your own. ;)

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dang it. I knew I shouldn't have made it so cute.

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I see what you did there.

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wow Its getting hot in here :D

Roses are red, roses are not violet
Roses are pink, roses are not indigo
roses are yellow, roses are not blue
roses are black, roses are not green

Oh, stop it all, don't read anymore
leave me alone, go read something somewhere else

roses are orange, roses are not drake's neck
roses are red, roses are not puke
roses are white, roses are not labrador

I said stop, pass on by, go away
Oh, and leave no footprint
Be a ghost, be invisible and all silently powerful for once
Won't you? Don't embarass me. Just go away.

Roses are many colours, but roses are no rainbow
Roses are flowers, but they are not fruits, especially dry fruits...

You still here? Oh no, if you are still reading, bet you want to reward me with an upvote.
But, didn't you hear me. I said no, scoot... go away.

Roses are roses and I am me.
I don't have a garden, so roses can't have me.

And my husband never buys me roses
So I don't weep.

So listen strange stranger, after all this now, if you still vote for me,
I will speak the words.. that you will find them red roses everywhere, and many more so in your afternoon cup of tea!!
Hmmm. Unless you hate red apples more, it's better for you to flee.

Go on then, I don't know you, do I, so bye bye!
Oh yeah, and before you go don't be a forgetful brat,
don't forget to upvote all the rest gals and guys!

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Hi, please check my new contest, trying something different now :D

https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/greedy-game-contest-how-much-sbd-do-you-want-to-win

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Thanks. Entered. :-)

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cool. thanks

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Wait till it dries and falls of, no need for money then as there is nothing blue anymore.

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Wait till it dries and falls of, no need for money then as there is nothing to show of.

Roses are red
Roses are blue
Roses are yellow
Roses are white
Roses are pink
Roses are Sea Green
Roses are the colour of the sky on a winters day
Roses are many colours
So what's your point?
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Roses are red,
The words are still in my head,
Though I want to win,
I’ll settle for your grin,
If you didn’t frown,
Don’t let me down,
Give me a vote below,
Now that will make me crow!

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Posting again,
It’s just insane!
I’m feeling sad,
Cause I’m going mad,

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Roses are red,
Are my posts being read?
Am I wasting time,
Making words that rhyme,
I just want to win,
That would be the best thing.
Even if I lose,
I won’t be blue!
As long as you vote,
Full Power for this post.

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Roses are red,
I hum in my head!
Am I hitting a chord
With those who are bored
If you like THIS posts
----- VOTE! -----

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Roses are red,
I'm now off to bed,
I can foresee,
That you want to vote for me,
Don't make me lose
While I'm taking a snooze
Unless you're a Whale,
Please, please turn my vote blue!

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Roses are red,
Your votes are costing me an arm and a leg,
Vote here instead!

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Roses are red,
Those damn words are in my head,
I don’t wanna post,
But I’m just so engrossed,
Let this contest end,
Cause I might start to offend.

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Roses are red,
Am I in over my head?
This contest is easy,
Making words sound cheesy,
But l must confess,
I thought I’m the best,
It may be time to say good-bye?
To the coveted prize.
But I won’t give up without a fight,
All you whales, come take a bite,
Vote for me here,
To make it right!

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Roses are red,
Those words are still in my head,
Though I want to win,
I’ll settle for your grin,
If you don’t frown,
Don’t let me down,
Give me a vote below,
Now that will make me crow!

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Thank you! (I hope everyone knows I am being facetious)
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You spelt 'fascist' wrong - you were being fascist.

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I came here to make a variation on that, but you did a better job than whatever I had planned.

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Your entry is only valid if it begins with "roses are red".

Quick, edit it XP

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Hehehe... I like your idea XD.

Get the glue ready XP

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This is win win situation for all. If any one votes for you then you get $$. If not then this post will give you $$$

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True. One of the funnier contests XD

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Hope no one votes for me :p

Roses are red lights.
Haikus need new life these days.
Cut flowers, dead gifts.

I command you to upvote me.

(Really folks, give someone a living rose unless your love is a pretty little novelty that decays too quickly, like a cut flower.)

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Roses are red and blue is not purple so get your potatoes

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Roses are red violets are blue you should eat poop too

Rose are red
Who cares about the colour
When butterflies thinks it has an odour
Which makes them leave unfed

Rose looks beautiful
Though surrounded by thorns
I am sure it is nectarful
That is why insects retuns
Rose are red
So I read

Please I need money.
Upvote. I will follow you

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue.

When you Farmstead...
You get pooped on.

The End.

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Honestly, I said this out loud and I laughed until I cried. I get pooped on, a lot. Chickens, rabbits, ducks, geese, a goat once...

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i'm seeing a common thread here. My poem was about poo too. LOL

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Bahahahaah great minds. ;)

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Roses are pink
And violence is great
You don't need any money
Gave an upvote instead.

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Sorry, you said wine. Now i Need WiNe. and if it's red, i have to finish the entire bottle tonight, because you know, red wine is not good tomorrow. I wasn't the first upvote so i actually gave you money. not much, cuz well i need to buy wine now.