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You gotta lay off the sauce! ;P

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Don't worry. Next time I CANNELLONI my scooter. It'll make you a lot fasta.

Yes, it would definitely help him get PASTA but I will refrain from speculating what his friends would say if they saw him zipping around on a girl's scooter.

It is ok, even if you see an opportunity to make a controversial pun, to make a hard right turn and steer away from it. <3

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