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RE: WIN 20 STEEM - 2 Sentence Catch 22 SuperPowers Contest # 1 (Original Contest)
The ability to have a profound insight into life, yourself, and the mathematical intricacies that reign over the universe. However, it only works while furiously petting angry honey badgers.
Haha, that was hilarious, thank you for that good laugh and comedic entry. I couldn't imagine having that ability. They would probably bite my fingers off, all of them
Thanks, verbal-d! Glad you liked it. = )
You're welcome
How would one ever even discover having a power like that? I wouldn't go near a badger, let alone an already angry one. However, if I had that power, (and somehow managed to learn of it) my arms would surely be hamburger meat all the time!
Well, it could be said that with such a degree of insight into life, physical pain would become ultimately superfluous.
It could be said you'd find happiness in spite of all the scars.
It could be said that you'd be paying knowledge with blood, and that’d be alright because...
In the dead of night, when men are sleeping and the terrors of earth walk the cities, the very fabric of cosmos would whisper the name:
Badgerman
Lovin' the picture! Not sure if that guy has enough scratches though. Would the insight gained make you come to the realization that the scars weren't worth it?
He seems pretty dandy to me. Perhaps it has to do with the fact that, besides attaining transcendental knowledge, absolutely nobody messes with a guy fondling an angry badger!
Badgers are nasty enough when they aren't already angry...
That's not fair... Just look at how cute it is! It almost begs to be petted furiously:
"Oh it's so cute I just wanna pet him and squeeze him and OUCH!! HE BIT ME!!"