10 SBD Strange Story (Hot Mess) Contest!!!
10 SBD Strange Story Contest!
@isaria and @swelker101 present the first of a joint contest endeavor. Each week we will run a new contest alternating between accounts.
Let us begin!
I have always liked those message threads where each person adds a line to make one big story. Let's have some fun and create a strange story together!
Rules:
• The winning comment will receive 10 SBD!
• No more than 2 sentences per reply.
• Upvote and Resteem this post!
• ALL comment entries must be a reply to the previous post.
(If you just reply to the main post then the story will go out of order)
Here is an example:
After the contest is over, we will compile all the comments and post the entire story. The SBD proceeds from that thread will be split between everyone who entered the contest and helped to make the strangest story ever!
The judges for this contest are @swelker101, @gmuxx, and, meeeeee
I will start the story in the comments section......
@isaria
Buster Creavey woke up late one Saturday afternoon.
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He sat there, perusing the old magazines stacked on the floor by the commode, and wished he hadn't left his phone on his desk. That's when he heard it, the creaking on the stairs like footsteps approaching, in what he thought was, aside from himself, an otherwise empty old house?
The creaking sounds seemed to be coming down the stairs. As Buster sat there, a wad of toilet paper in his hand, a feeling of apprehension came over him. "What is in my house?" he thought to himself.
The creaking on the stairs suddenly stops and the house becomes eerily quiet.
He realized that his nemesis, @muxxybot was on the loose! (This comment is DQ'd from winning, but is part of the story to show the proper reply mechanic) Thank you, MGT
Buster rose from the couch, prepared for war, only to realize that the kebab in his hand was soggy and not fit for fighting, so instead he turned to his trusty wire wrapped bat, lovingly and unoriginally named batty (kind of like buster).
He then muttered to himself, here I sit.. same as ever, took a dump... pulled the lever. The toilet flushed.. the water flow... here it comes.....a motherload.
@Muxxybot and its cronies had hit this city hard. This had been the first building Buster had come across in weeks to have running water, staying her much longer would be dangerous, though.
The girl was safe though. @Muxxybot would find her soon and Buster knew it. He had a plan, one that needed one man's help, but he hadn't talked to him in years. They both loved the girl. He wondered if her life was worth the differences between them. He had no other options.
So @muxxybot tracked down his long lost mentor @gmuxx and made way to his home. He knocked on the door, anxious as he watched the door open only to find.........
His clone, slumped over the throne, door wide open... The satanic stench of..
"You are lucky we came to your rescue when we did"..
"Rescue..." I asked and by now I became aware of the throbbing in my right hand and I as I tried to hold Maddie to comfort her, my eyes caught the blood stained clothes that used to be where my hand was and I passed out.
He forgot that he have meeting at 5pm
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One part of him lay limp in the middle of the room, the other stretched out his hand inviting him out. He closed the door behind him and never remembered to return.
A knock on the door and a hand pushed it open. @sammosk entered the room and saw a still Buster Creavey laying with his eyes closed and mouth slack.
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Yes... There were no other comments when I commented under the one... Must have been simultaneous postings 😞
I read again, still i lost the way! Or is it i dont get it.
Said the cat in the hat as he pushed open the door, and smiled down at Buster Creavey. Whatever should we do,thing #1 & thing #2 are waiting to help, but you have to tell them what to do too.
Buster Creavey struck himself with an old magazine. He stared with a gaze questioning everything. The Cat in the Hat...thing#1... and thing#2 ?!?! Out loud he yelled, "I must be on something or I wouldn't see you".
And then he guffawed, all of a sudden sounding like a brand new railway steam engine on some very old rails. An instant later, he was rudely awakened by his own sound and realized he'd started having all these crazy dreams again!
So, Buster realized, he should have never stopped taking his schizophrenia medication. He started the next day back on his pills. Within 3 days he found out he'd been living in an abandoned barn!
Taking in his surroundings, as a man of now a sound mind, he is aghast at how he has been living. Soiled clothing strewn about the old barn. Remnant packaging of foods he'd been eating. Mountain dew bottles....he had no idea how long he'd been at this barn
@isaria, @gmuxx, @swelker101 I like that... especially in this situation on steemit right now, SBD is going down... If i have very big steem power i will upvote 100 people with very interesting and have sense blogs... Thanks for this contest guys...
Thanks so much Kenny and you're welcome!
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