Welcome to Punday Monday!

This is the First Punday of Year Three!

New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

• If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
• Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...

Rookie of the Week:

No new punsters. And no one said what their favorite pun of year two was. Pity.

Pocket Choice Awards:

I am of the opinion that there are four responses to creative works one doesn’t like.
Constructive criticism. Help them get better!
Useful review. Help audience members know which of them will like and which won’t like this piece.
Outdo them. Demonstrate to yourself and others what “good” looks like.
Keep it to yourself.
There is, however, only one way to respond to creative work one DOES like.
Send them POCKET.
What pun was your favorite?
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-friday-and-this-is-the-last-week-of-year-two-by-the-way
@mensa-sig

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• POCKET Choice Winner's Circle Season One:

@aloha-creations, @professorbromide, @tcpolymath, @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.

• POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Two:

@ablaze, @coinsandchains, @dollarsandsense, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @jk6276, @acolucky, @deceth, @richatvns, @wpkwolfe, @stanism, @lordoffaux, @blockingback, and @mensa-sig

• POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Three:

None yet! Will you be this week’s and therefore first?

Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander):

• Best Pun

• Best Pun of the Entire Week

• Best Overall Pun

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@acolucky!
(though he was also not the first to think of it)

And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?

• Full Strength, 100% Upvote!

Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions from @improv.

• SBI

Which are little bitty upvotes on all your content forever. See @steembasicincome for details. I’ll send one to all of our qualified entrants this week!
Our entrants were:
@paul.atreides, @acolucky, @richatvns, @blockingback, @doctorcrypto, @stever82, @lordoffaux, @mensa-sig
Our winners get bonus prize SBI for winning!

Congrats, @mensa-sig, @acolucky!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Revolution!
I’m thinking of the United States of American one, because of 4th of July coming up, our USA Independence Day, but you can think of any revolution you like!
As in,
The Beatles think we’re obsessed with changing the world, but we really just like wheels. That’s why we say we want a revolution. P.S. I don’t like this song, but it’s the reason for the pun, so credit where it’s due.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!