Punday Monday 134! Last week you rewarded me so heart-warmingly as a reaction to the downvoter. I don't need more love than that for a while!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
make a pun about the topic of the week,
the topic is dogs,
here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...
(GIF by @littlescribe)
Rookie of the Week:
@happyme! (and if you haven’t checked out the games on his page, do!
Pocket Choice Awards:
I am of the opinion that there are four responses to creative works one doesn’t like.
- Constructive criticism. Help them get better!
- Useful review. Help audience members know which of them will like and which won’t like this piece.
- Outdo them. Demonstrate to yourself and others what “good” looks like.
- Keep it to yourself.
There is, however, only one way to respond to creative work one DOES like.
- Send them POCKET.
What pun was your favorite?
@acolucky, though the vote was made in THE WRONG PLACE, I’m not picky unless it’s a close call.
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/4dbmsw-pocket-friday
POCKET Choice Winner's Circle Season One:
@aloha-creations, @professorbromide, @tcpolymath, @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.
POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Two:
@ablaze, @coinsandchains, @dollarsandsense, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @jk6276, @acolucky, @deceth, @richatvns, @wpkwolfe, @stanism, @lordoffaux, @blockingback, @theartofori, @rainite, @chrisroberts, @kharma.scribbles, @theabsolute, @mo-nique, @jdkennedy, @ecoinstant and @mensa-sig
POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Three:
It’s still season two.
Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander):
Best Pun
Best Pun of the Entire Week
Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@theabsolute! Poor penguins.
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
SBI
See @steembasicincome for details. I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two SBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two SBI!
This week,
Our entrants were:
@acolucky, @theabsolute, @happyme,
Our winners were:
@acolucky, @theabsolute, @happyme,
4 SBI each!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Dogs!
As in,
The dog most likely to let one rip is a tearier.
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better. (maybe brush up on your 1920s slang?)
I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
Sponsors, related content, prizes, and money
Sponsors!
@improv/ @freewritehouse
I mean, am I a sponsor of my own contest? Yes? I guess? Also, because I’m involved in @freewritehouse and they’ve/we’ve hosted Punday Monday events over on that page, I’d like to suggest that they (we) are also a sponsor! Regardless, check out the @freewritehouse community!
Related Content:
- @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
- @steembasicincome has a contest round-up (that includes us) where you can find more opportunities to win SBI.
- @contestkings features our contest and MORE!
Outside referrals that benefit @improv.
Coinbase:
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Robinhood:
Investment platform buying/selling stocks Join HERE and we’ll both get a share of a stock (probably worth ~$4)
Crypto.com:
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SBI
Do you like what I do, and want to support me with more than your upvote? Buy me Steem Basic Income, and we’ll both get returns forever! Just send 1 steem to @steembasicincome with @improv in the memo line! Do you want to support the steem fiction writers who are putting out books and getting the name of Steem out there in the wider world, too? Then put @steemfiction in the memo line! Don’t care about SBI yourself? Put @improv:@steemfiction in the memo line, and both those accounts will get the support! (but you won’t. But you’ll get the support of my love.)
LUMENS
We’ll each get $10 of Stellar Lumens if you use this link. You have to answer 5 short questions, each question is worth $2
https://www.coinbase.com/earn/xlm/invite/z8nb4dqf
EOS
Same as above, but for EOS https://coinbase.com/earn/eos/invite/jksv4mx3
pocketsend:11@improv, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!
Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: improv
New sending account balance: 249279
New receiving account balance: 991014
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: ca640588c754b8bd257a57dd51c6a0cad49b4b11
Someone sent you some POCKET tokens. POCKET is an experimental sub-token system which operates on the Steem blockchain. It's like having a custom token without SMT. You can also send some to someone else by just commenting on a post with the following command:
pocketsend:number_of_token@recipient_name,memo
for example to send 10 tokens to @pocketjs, make a comment starting with:pocketsend:10@pocketjs,This is a gift
I am running Pocket-JS confirmer code.
It's raining cats and dogs, don't step on a poodle.
Hey all :)
Sorry I missed the last few weeks.
I went on vacation and while I was in this small town we decided to go to the local zoo.... I was amazed to see all they had were dogs!!
It was a shit zoo!
We also went up to Alaska and saw some folks feeding their dogs and trying to fatten them up and get ready for winter.... Talk about husky.
While we were in France, we met a nice street vendor from Iran and he only sold apples of all varieties. He was known as the pom Iranian.
Went to Denmark.
Met a lot of Great Danes.
The whole way eating delicious food from around the world.
Non stop chow chow.
Now it's back to work at the labratory. Time to erase the white board and come up with some new labradoodles.
Q.) Can you get a Golden Doodle for free?
A.) Sure! Use a gold-coloured crayon!
Ha
Thanks a lot for the SBI prize! I forgot how to call the bot to see what I've got in total now. I guess I'll search around to see if I can find it.
!sbi status
YAYYYYY
That's a lot of SBI! Mostly thanks to you.
Hi @happyme!
Structure of your total SBI vote value:
Take Control! Include
#sbi-skip
in your text or tags to have us skip any post or comment.My sled dog isn't fat. It was born Husky.
Thank you for being a part of the INCOME entertainment Fund, where builders are sought and supported!
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I had some time to kill, so Fido to the science museum. When I heard there was a lunar Rover there, my ears perked up. But when I got there, I Spot a sign on the door. It was closed! I scratched at the door, but it wouldn’t open. I howled my disappointment. I felt like I was just chasing my tail, going there for no — look, a squirrel!
Ok, maybe not so punny. I'll just schipperke out of here before you all start hounding me to tell me it's all shih tzu!
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