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RE: WIN 3SBD WHILE HAVING FUN ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜‚

in #contest โ€ข 6 years ago (edited)

Three men , a philosopher a mathematician and an idiot , were out ridding in the car when it crashed into a tree . before anyone know it, the three men founded themselves standing before the pearly gates of heaven , where st peters and the devil were standing nearby. "Gentelmen", the devil started , deu to the fact that the heaven is now overcrowded ,st- peter have limit the number of people entering the heaven . if anyone of you can ask me a question which i dont know or can not answer , then you're worthy enough to go to heaven ; then you'll come with me to hell," the philosopher then stepped up ," ok, give me the most comprehensive report on socrates' socrates' teaching." With a snap of his finger , a stack of paper appeared next to the devil. The philosopher read it and conclude it was correct.
"Then go to hell!" With another snap of his finger , the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked," give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the devil. the mathematician disappeared too. The idiot then stepped forward and said , " bring me a chair . " Drill 7 holes on the seat." The devil did just that . the idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart .
Standing up, he asked, "which hole did my fart come out from?" The devil inspected the seat and said," the third hole from the right ,"
"Wrong," said the idiot, " it's from my asshole."
and the idiot went to heaven

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congrats to you.

Thanks

Thanks so much

All d best

Thanks

I started laughing when you said one of the three men was an idiot. Check your write up, I didnt get to hear what the devil answered the idiot,

Anyways, thanks for your entry..

The devil inspected the seat and said the third hole from the right

Read it well so you could understand

Oh my goodness. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚, I just can't stop laughing

Lol, very funny

Lol .. Really waoo

Funny but you have to read it again and make some corrections. For instance, you didn't tell us what the devil answered the idiot

You can read it again i have made the correction

Yea, I got it now.

I cant just stop laughing.. It is so funnt

Lol .. Really

Nice one dude, cant stop laughing.... Will be expecting second episode from you.

Lol , .really don't worry i will make more to make people happy

Good luck guy

Lol..thats amazing.this the best entry for me so far

Oh really

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