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RE: 🐶MAN BITES DOG🐶- ✍️Writing Prompt Contest✍️
CRUEL BEAUTY TRICKS
According to sources at the Royal Hospital, Cinderella has been admitted for emergency cosmetic surgery. Her three ugly step-sisters have been taken into custody and are being questioned. In a bedside interview, a distraught Prince Charming blamed jealousy. He alleges the three women were weary of always being referred to as "the ugly step-sisters" and so they decided to play some cruel beauty tricks on his wife. So far, investigators have identified pepper sauce in her foundation, rubbing alcohol in her mascara and in her lingerie they discovered... (continued on page 6)
What's in her lingerie?!
Man, I have been trying to come up with the most awesome answer possible... I don't know either dammit!
LOL! Even better. 😎
Six months from now, you will find some seemingly random comment on some unrelated post... and you will know I finally figured out what was in her undies!
Bwhahahaha! I'll be waiting with baited breath. 😎
+1. Doh!
This so gets my vote! (Just sayin!)
Lol! Thank you!
Lol! And she won! So I AM good at deciding.... YAY!😍