Too much fun to resist:

I've been known to count as a biologist to some people, so here's some intentionally bad guesses.

1. A spherical android developed by Andorians is going around and checking them for antennae. If they don't have antennae, then they get eye-stabbed.

2. A very hungry octopus cannot afford ford. A friendly passer-by gives teh octopus some EOS coins to buy some food. Unfortunately, the octopus does not realize it has no internet and doesn't know how to conver EOS to fiat anyway.

3. A plant has a drinking problem, induced by feelings of inadequacy over being illiterate. After learning some of the alphabet, it gives up drinking, but goes through a 'goth' phase.

4. FINALLY. I've had this damn zipper messed up for so long, but now it's unkinked and ready to mate.

5. The joy of nachos.

6. If you don't clean your mustache, be prepared to deal with whatever weird organism falls out of your face.

7. Finally graduated, our friend Rex Tangle is happy to enter to the 'real world' After learning about the current job market, Rex loses their innocence. The constant worry makes them sick, and due to a lack of affordable health care, they die. Their student loan debts are, of course, transferred to their beneficiaries.

8. Forgetting to brush your teeth doesn't seem like a huge deal, if it's only for a day. But after a week camping, it's not a very pretty sight.