1. What should you give an injured lemon? Lemon-aid
2. If an atheist died in church, what would they put on their coffin? Flowers
3. Who went into the lion's den unarmed and came out alive? Daniel
4. A man rode down the street on a horse, yet walked. How come? A very short legged horse
5. How can you eat an egg without breaking the shell? Ask someone else to break it.
6. Why was King Henry VIII buried in Westminster Abbey? KH's death was kept secret from everyone except those closest to the king, to allow transition of rulership to his young 9 year old son. Due to the age of the child, this is why KH is buried at WA and all planned by KH himself.
7. Country's used to hang many criminals, but they would not hang a man with a wooden leg. Why? Wooden legs don't wrap around necks, ropes do.
8. Why do storks stand on one leg? They don't flamingo's stand on one leg, and it's to store heat.
9. A circular field is covered in thick snow. A black cow with white spots is in the middle. Two white cows with black spots are on the edge of the field. What time is it? Winter time.
10. What was the problem with the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? It wooden go.

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Thank you ifc and group, this stuff is fun potatoes! :) is that really a
saying? :p