A woman wakes up in the morning and feels horny, so she asks her husband to get down on her. He said:
-But honey, you have your period!
-I don't care, I want you to eat me NOW.

So the good husband starts to feast, when the door bell rings.
-I better get that, it might be important, said the husband.

So he rushes to the door, it was the newspaper boy, asking for the monthly subscription pay. A bit startled and embarrassed, the man tries to explain himself to the kid.
-Oh hi kid! You may wonder why I have strawberry jelly on my mouth? Uhumm, I was eating breakfast of course.

The newspaper boy replied:
-No, I was wondering why you have peanut butter on your nose.