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RE: 10 SBD Strange Story (Hot Mess) Contest!!!
But little did he know Mr. Pigglesworth was merely resting after the bonk he'd sustained to his bonkbox. And he rose to the sky on his mechanical pigeon to join @gmuxx and fight the good battle against evil with their sausages. They swung their sausages hither and tither, meating out their foe with wild abandon. Only to find their arch nemesisiii, Larch Nemeisisiii, broken into their house and eating all of their clodhoppers...
"Hot mess is right!" Larch screamed. "There's no consistency to characters and it's impossible to discern Buster from @gmuxx, even though they're rivals for Chelsea's hand! I will destroy them all!" With that, Larch ended the world of this particular reality with a quiet poppping sound , but failed to end any of the other worlds where Buster's clone had received a sausage from @gmuxx.
In one of these worlds Buster now sat alone and humiliated in a local emergency room. He could hear the nurses and doctors at the front desk snickering and whispering about his predicament, for you see, he had neglected to follow @gmuxx's advice and use his sausage wisely.
"Tell me a story," Buster asked the nurse.