^{[Doughtaker's note: If I didn't pick the route of ultra-violence I'd have to disqualify myself from the tournament for failing to live up to the standards established by the Chuck Norris Facts. Also, someone has to go the violent route to guarantee that there will be a clue revealed for the final boss...]}

Chuck made his way back to the tower. He couldn't stumble; in fact he couldn't even be hung over because whenever Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up -- he throws down!

As he got back to the big entrance he made, Chuck saw a few bodies and some fresh blood that wasn't there before. Chuck couldn't tell if the bodies were that of the tower's denizens or that of the other heroes who stumbled back to the tower before him. But that wouldn't matter. He approached the so-called "weapons expert" (everything is a weapon when you are Chuck Norris) and pulled out a folded piece of paper and handed it to him. "Here's my invitation," Chuck said.

The weapons expert unfolded the paper, looked at it for a moment, and then flipped it over before handing it back to Chuck. With a puzzled look he said, "Sir, this is the periodic table of elements."

The weapons expert was taken aback as he saw the paper dissolve into dust in Chuck's hands. (What really happened was that Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.) "Sorry about that," Chuck responded. "Here it is." Chuck then pulled out a pocket dictionary and opened it to a bookmarked page -- the page containing the entry for "Chuck Norris" and a photo of his beard. He handed the dictionary to the weapons expert and showed him where to look, pointing at the photo. "Right here..."

It has been said that there is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.

The weapons expert stared at the photo and was really getting perplexed. "This guy must be a lunatic," he thought to himself.

"Now look up", Chuck said. The weapons expert obliged and suddenly saw himself staring into Chuck's middle finger.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Faster than the blink of an eye, a big fist emerged from the dictionary photo of Chuck's beard, walloped the weapons expert in the face, and withdrew back into the photo. Before the weapons expert could even stagger or scream from the searing pain inflicted upon him, Chuck followed up with a roundhouse kick to the head. And with that surprise attack sequence, the so-called "weapons expert" was now dead, his head soaked blood red.

Chuck Norris picked up his dictionary and put it away, and continued forward.