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RE: Pun Day Monday #13 contest announcement! Also winners from Week 12! ALSO! BONUS PRIZES!
I once saw a big pig walk right up to a chicken and bite it's neck.
Boy that chickens neck sure did break fast.
How frightening! Orange juice glad it was the chicken's neck and not yours?
I'm glad it wasn't mine. But omelette you finish.
Nice one! I think I heard about this pig on the news. It has been accused of also snapping the necks of Tony the Tiger, Captain Crunch, and Count Chocula. They are saying that is the work of a cereal killer.
Sad.
If he managed to get out of jail...
It would be a crepe escape.
So true! I heard he hired a good lawyer that really saved his bacon.🥓
That lawyer is waffel ing . I heard he wants to take a plea bargain for egg stortion.
I told you that attorney was good! He really knows how to get his clients out of a jam. If he preserves this pig's freedom the prosecutor is really going to be hot because he wanted to get the death penalty and see this pig fry.
If that pig fries, then the joke is going to be on the prosecutor.
Because Twice cooked pork tastes even more delicious.
(thats all I got) pah!