Several years ago, there was a major shortage of cobbler's tools in the town of Shoeville. In response, the local trades union, United Cobblers 201 decided to put on a fundraiser to help the shoemaker's of the area get more tools. They had the brilliant idea of showing the Movie "In Love and War", about a soldier falling in love with a French woman during WWII. They were asking for donations of tools as entry to the movie.

The next morning an ad in the paper describing what you needed to bring, in order to get into the benefit movie, pretty much said it all:

"Awls-Fare: In Love and War"