There is a deeper unmet need being addressed by your cat, You see... It is YOU watching your cat watching too much TV that your inner self is trying to say. The cat is merely an instrument of the subliminal crying out "Why is my cat able to watch more TV than I? Why can she sit there all day in sublime tranquility in utter defiance of being surrounded by a world that castigates creativity and rewards greed?" Yes...you see it now. Your cat is engaging in domestic abuse, showing you how unworthy you are by mocking your hard work and insulting your sense of worth. You need to find a spiritual bond with the cat to transcend this conflict...it will elucidate and empower you... Bring the cat with you next Tuesday and we will begin the process of detoxifying this abusive relationship. I will be needing to bring an animal specialist into the session but do not worry as his cost is far less than my own. I also have book at the reception desk that covers these sorts of things you may purchase it at a discounted rate since you obviously need it.